and now its time for humour

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[drdrdr]

I had to get a new blow up doll because the old one was full!

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[Shyla Wild]

How NOT to insult a Transsexual...

Some client was pissed at me yesterday when I left Fort McMurray and didn't drop my advertising. I was out of town maybe 2hrs when this started....

[Raging Bob]

Real life is always funnier!!!

[Raging Bob]

A woman stands at the edge of a bridge, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

The woman said, "No! You're disgusting. Go away!"

The bum turned to leave and muttered, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

....and EWWW!!! LMAO!

[toban]

Canada's newest polymer bill withstands all attempts to keep it clean!

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I love cats

[dom r]

OK some dirty jokes-(get it?-dirty)-
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Whats the difference between two women focking compared to a man focking a woman?.
...The only reason two women fock is just for sex because they both cum, the only reason why a woman focks a man is not for sex because women don't cum once, rather its to have a daughter that the woman will soon *o** on the poor guy's dime.
....haha.
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Why is it in lesbian town the lube shops always go out of business?
...Because when brown spot meets wet spot, theres no end to the wet spot.
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What happens when a gay or straight guy runs out of lube?
...He tells his partner to take a dum*.
or
...He tells his partner not to go for a day or 2.
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Since nuns and priests are not allowed to have sex, how is it possible that nuns and priests were the very first ones to think the only way to have sex is by intercourse between a man and a woman?
...So they have an excuse to masturbate their brains off or be lesbian or gay and think its not sex when it is.
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Women attract men with their female cum in the air, how does a gay guy attract another gay guy?
...far*.
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[Shyla Wild]

Another Text from my phone....

I thought I got the better of him until he dropped a bomb on me...

[JohnnySausage]

Ha! Ha!

Cop on Horse






A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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