and now its time for humour

**toban** · 07-19-2013, 10:14 AM

**Shyla Wild** · 08-03-2013, 05:43 PM

I have been bitter at the Senators seen the playoffs ended for my Habs...

Then, I found this.

**apache** · 08-31-2013, 09:57 AM

**toban** · 09-06-2013, 09:40 AM

Stay off your bicycle for a week!

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned and trimmed both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

At the drug store, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Edith replied, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs then, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Edith replied, "But I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Well, in that case you'd better stay off your bicycle for about a week."

**Alexis** · 09-07-2013, 11:44 AM

**Shyla Wild** · 09-08-2013, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by AlexisDVyne View Post

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Holy shit....lol

**dom r** · 09-08-2013, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by Shyla Wild View Post

Holy shit....lol

eye red that rong two cause I dont have a big dick,I only got a 2 incher,joking. Thought it said i got a big dick two.Although i didnt read the second or 3rd sentence wrong, i did read, "you that read wrong." I think whats weirder is the word read(red) in past tense and the word read(reed) in present tense are spelled the same way. Drink and drank are spelled differently but not read and read. Try to figure. I guess it makes as much cents as those who actually think Kernal Sanders is spelled as Colonial Sanders. Thats phucked up. As well as those who incorrectly believe that 2013 is the 21st century when 2100 didnt even happen yet. Let me sea, 8,9,10, 10 is the tenth number. 18,19,20, 20 is the 20th number, 21 is the 21st number,therefore that makes 2100 the 21st century(certainly not the 22nd century) and 2013 the 20th century. Im rite and the world is rong.