and now its time for humour

[ams9127]

The clickbait article was called “25 Of The Biggest Turn-On’s For Girls”... to save you the trouble of reading the entire list, here are my answers to the 7 best:

1. When you touch our knee under the table.
"OK. But whenever I do, I always get slapped..."

2. When you remembered what we told you three weeks ago.
"Shit. I can’t even remember what I did five minutes ago!"

3. When you make us laugh.
"So I guess she liked that “pic of my dick” I texted her?"

4. When you surprise us.
"Really? That wasn’t my wife! It was my sister visiting from out of town!!!"

5. When you don’t just kiss our lips.
"Fuck yeah! Thought that was the whole idea."

6. When you smell incredible.
"Guess the $4.98 bottle of “Brut” I bought at Wal-Mart must have paid off..."

7. When you wear a tux or tailored suit.
"Sorry. Only Daniel Craig looks good in a Tux..."

[ams9127]

Breaking News: “Southwest Airlines passenger masturbates 4 times mid-flight, calls it kind of kinky"

They’re saying: “It’s just gonna be us on this flight. You won’t have to jack off unless you want to, you naughty boy (giggle)...”

[FalconHeavy]

Breaking News: “Southwest Airlines passenger masturbates 4 times mid-flight, calls it kind of kinky"

They’re saying: “It’s just gonna be us on this flight. You won’t have to jack off unless you want to, you naughty boy (giggle)...”

Got to admire his stamina and determination, with all the distractions including the old lady next to him hitting him in the head with her newspaper and the constant interruptions of food / beverage service….

🤣🤣🤣

[ams9127]

Got to admire his stamina and determination, with all the distractions including the old lady next to him hitting him in the head with her newspaper and the constant interruptions of food / beverage service….

🤣🤣🤣

Yes. I was thinking something similar. After all, cumming 4 times on a short flight. Wonder how old he was? At 19 probably could have done it. Today, I would need at least something to concentrate on...

[ams9127]

"Dr. Andy" was in a WebEx meeting earlier today when he inadvertently shared his desktop...

[ams9127]

Sorry... just one more...
My student demonstrated her "semester project" for me today. She got an "A" of course

[ams9127]

OK, so I lied... For Boner69 and anyone else who remembers "Dr. Andy" from the "TLB" site or his blog. My other student is saying: "But Andy, that stupid slut doesn't know what she's doing (giggle)..."

[ams9127]

"Size Matters" Found this on Pinterest. Guess I just have a dirty mind...

(Born in the 1980's. "Dr. Andy" went to college at a School of Engineering where some of the astronauts graduated. Including Neil Armstrong. Wonder if she actually knows what it is? Looks too young to me. Probably a member of "GenZ" born after 2000. She could be one of my students... She's saying: "Andy, but why is yours so small?" )

[ams9127]

Sometimes I get asked by my younger friends for "advice" on dating... Maybe it's because I'm "older" and been married twice...

They always ask: "How do you know whether you would ask her out for a second date?"

My reply is: "You just know..."

[FalconHeavy]

"Size Matters" Found this on Pinterest. Guess I just have a dirty mind...

(Born in the 1980's. "Dr. Andy" went to college at a School of Engineering where some of the astronauts graduated. Including Neil Armstrong. Wonder if she actually knows what it is? Looks too young to me. Probably a member of "GenZ" born after 2000. She could be one of my students... She's saying: "Andy, but why is yours so small?" )

Is that what Dr Andy refers to as a “pocket-rocket” ? ? ?
If so, then he puts us all to shame…
🤣🤣🤣

[ams9127]

Is that what Dr Andy refers to as a “pocket-rocket” ? ? ?
If so, then he puts us all to shame…
🤣🤣🤣

No, I think it’s just wishful thinking on her part...

A little more research turned up the following pic:


Guess this is maybe a “thing” on the Internet after all... Who knew!

From what I understand, the technology of the day “...wasn’t great. But got the job done...” Shit, I’ve had lots of women say that same thing about ME...

Below. She's saying to the girl from my previous post: “Speak for yourself, bitch... I just like mine bigger!” According to the ad, her name is “Natasha”




“You were saying, slut (giggle)...”




Last pic. The related story was about what “engine” was used in the Saturn V. But I’m pretty sure it wasn’t THIS one... She’s saying: “Dr. Andy! Get your fucking ass over here right now and give me a ride!”

[LOLA_]

Xo

[Bawb]

Think this will work LoL?

[ams9127]

Yesterday CNN reported that a Federal Judge overturned the United States CDC’s mask mandate for travel. I for one am all for easing the restrictions... common sense should prevail.

But what really caught my attention was the picture of “Judge Kathryn.” CNN also reported that she is just 28.

Was wondering if “Dr. Andy” and “Judge Kathryn” need to hook up? Sounds like a date!

She’s saying: “Andy, you will wear a mask ONLY when I SAY SO. Is that understood?”

[ams9127]

“Zora” was an 18th century noblewoman who was possessed by the spirit of a vampire. The comics ran from the early 70's to our present day. The artist is Emanuele Taglietti who is still active. I’m sure it does not surprise anyone that I am a huge fan of his work and own several books. I had posted these to another site as well as my blog and they got some likes. Boner69 may remember them.

I believe I speak for many guys when I say that what we are all really looking for is a nice girl who’s like this in bed...




She’s saying: “Last night was so incredible. Shit. I’ve never been fucked like that before... This morning I could hardly walk baby, I’m SO in love with you now that I decided to break up with my boyfriend!”




“I know he’s too old for me Daddy, but he can stay hard longer than any other guy I’ve ever dated (giggle)...”



“Andy, I warned your ‘ex’ not to try to get back into your life...”




“Jesus, you are SO kinky (giggle)... I love it!!! But maybe next time, don’t invite your friends over, OK?”




“You’re not supposed to SNORT Viagra, silly (giggle)...”