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The clickbait article was called “25 Of The Biggest Turn-On’s For Girls”... to save you the trouble of reading the entire list, here are my answers to the 7 best:
1. When you touch our knee under the table.
"OK. But whenever I do, I always get slapped..."
2. When you remembered what we told you three weeks ago.
"Shit. I can’t even remember what I did five minutes ago!"
3. When you make us laugh.
"So I guess she liked that “pic of my dick” I texted her?"
4. When you surprise us.
"Really? That wasn’t my wife! It was my sister visiting from out of town!!!"
5. When you don’t just kiss our lips.
"Fuck yeah! Thought that was the whole idea."
6. When you smell incredible.
"Guess the $4.98 bottle of “Brut” I bought at Wal-Mart must have paid off..."
7. When you wear a tux or tailored suit.
"Sorry. Only Daniel Craig looks good in a Tux..."
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Breaking News: “Southwest Airlines passenger masturbates 4 times mid-flight, calls it kind of kinky"
They’re saying: “It’s just gonna be us on this flight. You won’t have to jack off unless you want to, you naughty boy (giggle)...”
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Got to admire his stamina and determination, with all the distractions including the old lady next to him hitting him in the head with her newspaper and the constant interruptions of food / beverage service….Originally posted by ams9127 View PostBreaking News: “Southwest Airlines passenger masturbates 4 times mid-flight, calls it kind of kinky"
They’re saying: “It’s just gonna be us on this flight. You won’t have to jack off unless you want to, you naughty boy (giggle)...”
🤣🤣🤣There’s no present like the time...
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Yes. I was thinking something similar. After all, cumming 4 times on a short flight.Originally posted by FalconHeavy View Post
Got to admire his stamina and determination, with all the distractions including the old lady next to him hitting him in the head with her newspaper and the constant interruptions of food / beverage service….
🤣🤣🤣 Wonder how old he was? At 19 probably could have done it. Today, I would need at least something to concentrate on...
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"Dr. Andy" was in a WebEx meeting earlier today when he inadvertently shared his desktop...
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Sorry... just one more...
My student demonstrated her "semester project" for me today. She got an "A" of course
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OK, so I lied... For Boner69 and anyone else who remembers "Dr. Andy" from the "TLB" site or his blog. My other student is saying: "But Andy, that stupid slut doesn't know what she's doing (giggle)..."
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"Size Matters"
Found this on Pinterest. Guess I just have a dirty mind...
(Born in the 1980's. "Dr. Andy" went to college at a School of Engineering where some of the astronauts graduated. Including Neil Armstrong. Wonder if she actually knows what it is? Looks too young to me. Probably a member of "GenZ" born after 2000. She could be one of my students... She's saying: "Andy, but why is yours so small?" 
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Sometimes I get asked by my younger friends for "advice" on dating... Maybe it's because I'm "older" and been married twice...
They always ask: "How do you know whether you would ask her out for a second date?"
My reply is: "You just know..."
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Is that what Dr Andy refers to as a “pocket-rocket” ? ? ?Originally posted by ams9127 View Post"Size Matters" Found this on Pinterest. Guess I just have a dirty mind...
(Born in the 1980's. "Dr. Andy" went to college at a School of Engineering where some of the astronauts graduated. Including Neil Armstrong. Wonder if she actually knows what it is? Looks too young to me. Probably a member of "GenZ" born after 2000. She could be one of my students... She's saying: "Andy, but why is yours so small?" )
If so, then he puts us all to shame…
🤣🤣🤣There’s no present like the time...
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No, I think it’s just wishful thinking on her part...Originally posted by FalconHeavy View Post
A little more research turned up the following pic:
Guess this is maybe a “thing” on the Internet after all... Who knew!
From what I understand, the technology of the day “...wasn’t great. But got the job done...” Shit, I’ve had lots of women say that same thing about ME...
Below. She's saying to the girl from my previous post: “Speak for yourself, bitch... I just like mine bigger!” According to the ad, her name is “Natasha”
“You were saying, slut (giggle)...”
Last pic. The related story was about what “engine” was used in the Saturn V. But I’m pretty sure it wasn’t THIS one... She’s saying: “Dr. Andy! Get your fucking ass over here right now and give me a ride!”
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