cock measurement whats the right way to measure your cock?

[ace0730]

Hi, anyone have ideas on whats the right way to measurement your cock length? Do you start at the stomach side of the shaft and measure or the other side of your shaft? If its the other side how far down do you measure?

Ace

[Wiseone26]

Most pictures that are used to show cock length the ruler is at the base of the shaft to the side. Base , I mean when the shaft meets the abdomen. Some pics have the person making the penis straight if there is a curve, but most are untouched.

[Rockheart]

Try this site:
http://shemaleinch.com/

[Rose]

Wait, you're saying that measuring from your chin to the tip, isn't the right way?! Damn, my measurement must be way off. No more 35 inch pride for me.

[Rockheart]

I still like other countries where they use centimeters.

that would make me about 18.5 cms

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[greep]

When I measure my penis,
1 I get a construction company to bring me a suitable yardstick,
2. I then get an assistant to hold the yardstick in place while me and my other assistant lift my penis on to the yardstick.
3. I calculate the measurement (using whole integers) on a 10 digit calculator
4. I send the results to NASA for further study.

[10ptbuck]

When I measure my penis,
1 I get a construction company to bring me a suitable yardstick,
2. I then get an assistant to hold the yardstick in place while me and my other assistant lift my penis on to the yardstick.
3. I calculate the measurement (using whole integers) on a 10 digit calculator
4. I send the results to NASA for further study.

Fuck'n funny.....Nice.

What's the big deal anyway? as long as you got one and it works.....your gonna have fun.

[Ray]

I have done a little research on this in the past and I believe the correct way to measure is from the top. Place a ruler flush against the abdomen without pushing into the abdomen and measure from there to the tip of the penis when totally hard of course. I have checked out a number of the girls on the link that Craig provided and if the above method was used, most of the girls would have to deduct at least an inch from their measurement. There were only a couple, like Amy, that appeared to measure in an honest fashion. Of course girth is another topic all together and of course a tape measure would be required for that measurement and I suppose the most accurate measurement would be taken at the widest part of the penis.

[sunshine]

shop around!

When I measure my penis,
1 I get a construction company to bring me a suitable yardstick,
2. I then get an assistant to hold the yardstick in place while me and my other assistant lift my penis on to the yardstick.
3. I calculate the measurement (using whole integers) on a 10 digit calculator
4. I send the results to NASA for further study.

I have found that some engineering firms can complete the calculations at a lower cost than NASA. But perhaps you want to provide a high degree of precision. In that case ten NASA is a good place. And they certainly have the "staff" on hand!

By the way, do you take into account the curvature of space-time?

Sunshine

Sunshine

[Rockheart]

I have found that some engineering firms can complete the calculations at a lower cost than NASA. But perhaps you want to provide a high degree of precision. In that case ten NASA is a good place. And they certainly have the "staff" on hand!

By the way, do you take into account the curvature of space-time?

Sunshine

Sunshine

Well the most accurate way of course would be volume displacement and measure the total volume (space that the penis would consume on the 3d virtual grid)

Using a graduated cylinder could be used and measuring the fluid displaced when inserting the penis you could come up with the volume of an individuals penis using Calculus and Integrals.
Nasa not required, i'm sure many of us on the forum can calculate the volume of a 3 dimensional object, given the coordinates on the 3d grid.

This volume would take into account shape, girth and length to give a final volume number.

[Wiseone26]

now remember some rulers have that space before the actually measurment section starts, It's like half an inch so don't be cheating!!

[sunshine]

Well the most accurate way of course would be volume displacement and measure the total volume (space that the penis would consume on the 3d virtual grid)

Using a graduated cylinder could be used and measuring the fluid displaced when inserting the penis you could come up with the volume of an individuals penis using Calculus and Integrals.
Nasa not required, i'm sure many of us on the forum can calculate the volume of a 3 dimensional object, given the coordinates on the 3d grid.

This volume would take into account shape, girth and length to give a final volume number.

What happens if you get too excited and cum in the container?

[sunshine]

which end

now remember some rulers have that space before the actually measurment section starts, It's like half an inch so don't be cheating!!

Do you measure from the 1 or the 12?

[ace0730]

measurement

Hi all, thanks for the responses, some very funny one's as well as informative.

Ace

[Ray]

Yes Craig, I think you should suggest the cylinder to Yum instead of the ruler. LOOL.