What is the worse client you have met ?

[etrigan]

Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
Since he jumped off the balcony, he can't return, thereby impacting the percentage (rate) of client's who see you more than once.
In somewhat poor taste, I'd say - obviously troubled and chose to end his life.

[sunshine]

off topic comment for consideration

I have often read comments from clients on the forum skirting around the issue of poor communication or bad first impression. If there is a single important contributing factor to this, it is the absolutely dreadful things that people do to us. Mostly, I am not talking about clients but about people who play games and we are the target of their jokes. From people trying to get dirty on the phone, to people making appointments and not showing up, to people who go through the motions and go as far as finding out our address for later use or just to intimidate, to people who actually enter and then pull pranks inside our reception room. From e-mails and texts that are a complete waste of time because they never lead to anything serious to people who publish falsehoods about us to attack us from their dark corner somewhere.

So if a girl answers the phone and seems a bit rude, you could ask if someone has recently been playing too much with them. If a girl seems reluctant to engage with you electronically, this is probably why.

This will never end you know. But for those people who are real clients, just realize that it is sometimes difficult for us to tell you apart from the rif raf that do their best to turn our days into a living hell.

When you add to that the odd client with poor etiquette or poor hygiene or some such, sometimes this is a hard business to be in.

But, for the record, most clients are great. There are only a few exceptions.

Sunshine

[tslisaparadise]

I see this "ROFLMFAO" from time to time but I don't know what it means. Can you help out a girl here? and I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean by return rate Lisa

thanks

Sunshine

what r ya AMERICAN? lol .it was a joke about the dude who broke into your house and jumped off the balcony if it were me i would have helped him out by pushing him over but hey your just too nice a return rate is a cient who sees you more then once witch is whats most important in our industry

[sunshine]

I get it now

what r ya AMERICAN? lol .it was a joke about the dude who broke into your house and jumped off the balcony if it were me i would have helped him out by pushing him over but hey your just too nice a return rate is a cient who sees you more then once witch is whats most important in our industry

Thank you for clearing this up - I get it. Yes, I don't suppose he will be returning. That is one client I don't want returning. Actually, it was troubling as hell. It's not something you think about - how can I make sure nobody jumps off my balcony when they are in my apartment.

The police told me he was wanted for several crimes. He was probably at the end of his rope. Pretty sad really and I felt really bad about the whole incident.

Sunshine

[tslisaparadise]

Thank you for clearing this up - I get it. Yes, I don't suppose he will be returning. That is one client I don't want returning. Actually, it was troubling as hell. It's not something you think about - how can I make sure nobody jumps off my balcony when they are in my apartment.

The police told me he was wanted for several crimes. He was probably at the end of his rope. Pretty sad really and I felt really bad about the whole incident.

Sunshine

oh man that would be such a cool story to tell sitting around the campfire roasting marshmellows and drinking beer lol

[sunshine]

One more story

This also happened more than once but the worst was in Toronto. A guy calls me up and wants an appointment. No problem. Come to this address and call me. He calls. OK - I am in apartment number... come on up. He comes up. I open the door and, all of a sudden, there are two of them barging in my door. I am pretty sure they wanted to rip me off. One had a knife and the other was a big big guy.

I don't want to go into details about how this situation got resolved for personal reasons. It worked out alright though.

Again, sometimes escorts are seen as easy targets... I am sure that in many cases this turns out to be true. But not always.

Sunshine

PS - I am hesitant to reveal some of these things because I might give the impression of being a violent person myself. As I have said before, there is a contract enacted between the client and the escort. An unspoken clause of this contract is that there will be respect for each other. That precludes the possibility of being violent with a client. However, when the client seriously breaks the contract, then the contract is null and void and if I must defend myself, that is certainly my right. The situation dictates the actons I take. So I hope that clears things up in that respect - I am not a knife-wielding, machinegun totting gangster. I am a sweet, classy, beautiful tgirl with enough sense to expect anything. When I meet a nice client such as Exploring (who posted on this thread and who should never expect to wind up on a list like this), it really gratifies me and I appreciate it when a client respects me as a human being. I appreciate basic respect from anybody - not just clients for that matter. Respect earns my full attention. Lack of respect attracts a different response.

Lisa - you must have some stories yourself... come on ... out with it.

Sunshine

[sunshine]

preparations

Hey Lisa - did you ever meet Red Lips? He is a guy in Toronto (not his name obviously). He calls up and wants you to wear stockings and high heels and fine lingerie and he especially wants you to greet him wearing red lipstick. If you fall for all this then you are making a mistake. He never shows up. He tries over and over and he loves to pick on any new girl in town. I mean... aren't there more interesting hobbies than wasting people's time like this?

[tslisaparadise]

Hey Lisa - did you ever meet Red Lips? He is a guy in Toronto (not his name obviously). He calls up and wants you to wear stockings and high heels and fine lingerie and he especially wants you to greet him wearing red lipstick. If you fall for all this then you are making a mistake. He never shows up. He tries over and over and he loves to pick on any new girl in town. I mean... aren't there more interesting hobbies than wasting people's time like this?

naaaa ive got plenty of losers who call and never show up so i just keep calling them back at different times through out the day till there wife answers yep im a bitch but fuck it they cost me moiney so i cost them there marriage plain and simple,and if you guys dont like it too freakin bad dont call me and not show up its that simple.as for the dude with the red lipstick naaa dunno him all my guys just want me naked i dont get it

[sunshine]

listen up guys

naaaa ive got plenty of losers who call and never show up so i just keep calling them back at different times through out the day till there wife answers yep im a bitch but fuck it they cost me moiney so i cost them there marriage plain and simple,and if you guys dont like it too freakin bad dont call me and not show up its that simple.as for the dude with the red lipstick naaa dunno him all my guys just want me naked i dont get it

That's a good thing to pay attention to guys. If you have a problem and you don't want to go through with it, don't make an appointment and then not show up. What? do you think that is saving our feelings or something? What happens to our feelings when you don't show up? No. Just be honest with us - it is way nicer and better for everybody. Until you make an appointment, we don't expect anything from you. If you are not interested, just say so. Who knows, as Lisa says, if you don't show up, the girl might decide to call you at all hours for a couple of weeks to help you to make a new appointment lol. You are such a helpful girl Lisa. I'm sure that the no shows really appreciate the extra effort. I'm sure they just forgot the appointment and will really appreciate your follow-up calls.

Sunshine

[deadspace]

Wow, some bad clients out there, hope I am not one of Sunshine's...

[xploring]

Wow, some bad clients out there, hope I am not one of Sunshine's...

No us Edmonton boys are all gentlemen right Sunshine

[alyssa1]

toronto no shows

I would have to say toronto has an extremely high count of no shows including red lips-lol I think some guys shop around till they get a cheap rate or find it amusing to book fake appointments. I think we all have our shitlisters i know i do.

[Rockheart]

I would have to say toronto has an extremely high count of no shows including red lips-lol I think some guys shop around till they get a cheap rate or find it amusing to book fake appointments. I think we all have our shitlisters i know i do.

Or their just Scaredy Cats.

[tslisaparadise]

Or their just Scaredy Cats.

hahaha,they know better not to call me and forget i have about 50 numbers i keep who didnt show up and atleast 30 of them ive called and called and when they dont answer there phone i call again fuckin idiots

[sensual_lover20]

I wonder if you ever call a guy back and his wife picks up, but she really wanted a threesome