What is the worse client you have met ?

[sunshine]

always happy when you call

Wow, some bad clients out there, hope I am not one of Sunshine's...

I am always very happy to receive your call. Like I said, these stories are about losers and creeps, not about real clients. You have no place on any thread like this except to wonder out loud at the idiocy and rudeness of it all, as I do.



Sunshine

[sunshine]

a gentleman's gentleman

No us Edmonton boys are all gentlemen right Sunshine

I don't know about that yet but I know you are worthy of every compliment. Truly a gentleman's gentleman. Always good to hear from you.



Sunshine

[sunshine]

the shit list

I would have to say toronto has an extremely high count of no shows including red lips-lol I think some guys shop around till they get a cheap rate or find it amusing to book fake appointments. I think we all have our shitlisters i know i do.

Maybe we should start a national shitlist - a sort of handy database for every service provider that you could download to your cell phone and alert you right away. But really, is red lips still around? How many girls do you think he has called? It has to be in the thousands.

[sunshine]

variations

I wonder if you ever call a guy back and his wife picks up, but she really wanted a threesome

that particular event has never happened but I have received calls from wives who wanted me for themselves, for their husbands, or for both, as you suggest. As long as there is no jealousy, it's not necessarily a bad thing. It is just maybe a bad thing.

I have also received calls from wives after they found my number on their husband's cell phones. Of course, I am very discreet when that happens.



Sunshine

[tsKITANA]

Maybe we should start a national shitlist - a sort of handy database for every service provider that you could download to your cell phone and alert you right away. But really, is red lips still around? How many girls do you think he has called? It has to be in the thousands.

sighhh. i jus simply take down their numbers and put them as
BLOODY FAKERS or DONT PICK UP BLOODY IDIOT IS CALLING.
mostof them call back a few times after they first call so sometimes for the fun of it when im bored. i just picked up and toys with them such stating my donation as $1000/hour or puttin on my DEEEEEP VOICEE on the phone. sighh. classic how they just hang up.

[alyssa1]

The national shitlist- good idea

Maybe we should start a national shitlist - a sort of handy database for every service provider that you could download to your cell phone and alert you right away. But really, is red lips still around? How many girls do you think he has called? It has to be in the thousands.

For sure a national shitlist for those girls as yourself who travel. I was just in Ottawa and i was astonished how many i put on my list. Ottawa use to have the odd one here and there that called but i guess due to popularity of tgirls, and economic times there has been in an increase of tirekickers and prankers.

[Kalayna Kinkaid]

I even had a stalker in Toronto. One day, he came to my door at 77 Huntley (I didn't know it was him). I opened the door and he pushed his way in. He was very high, probably on heroin. He sat down, looked around and then, without warning, ran out onto the balcony and jumped off... from the 23rd floor. He was sought by the police and had probably decided to do himself in. But from my balcony? That was pretty bad.

Anyway, if you want more, let me know, I will post more.

Sunshine

oh my god, so how did you explain that story to the police?

[sunshine]

For sure

For sure a national shitlist for those girls as yourself who travel. I was just in Ottawa and i was astonished how many i put on my list. Ottawa use to have the odd one here and there that called but i guess due to popularity of tgirls, and economic times there has been in an increase of tirekickers and prankers.

That is so true. A marked increase in the number of losers in our Nation's Capital. I don't want to insult any of my clients there but I really wonder what goes on in people's lives that they feel it is fun to play these games.

Take it as it comes... that's all we can do girl

Sunshine.

[mand]

I would like to take the time to appolagise for the behavior of my gender all men are bastards .If I lived in Canada I would gladly take each of you beautifull ladies to dinner to make it up to you .hope all your clients in 2010 are well behaved .Good luck canucks

[mand]

hahaha,they know better not to call me and forget i have about 50 numbers i keep who didnt show up and atleast 30 of them ive called and called and when they dont answer there phone i call again fuckin idiots

I would love to have you call me again an again an agian then I could brag that I was being stalked by a very sexy and famous Tgirl

[cameraman]

maybe they make the appointments as they are beating their cocks like it owes them money, then they blow their load and loose all interest.
Maybe a credit card number for a deposit is the answer, like a hotel.... can the politicians in Ottawa right that off?

[merelypink]

smelly ones

[Paris-Montreal]

LOLLLL SUNSHINE me too i meet the guy wh just go inside grab my tits and run outside lolll

My funny story .. torontyo downtown .... client arive at the time of apointement call from downstaire ask flr the bedroom and never arive .....

maybe 45 min later im with a other clients and someone knock at the door ... just cntinue to do what im doing ... but still knocm at the door very strng ... s i say sprry to my client go see at the door realize who this guys his and told him thats sorry but he is 45 min lates and im busy .. what to cloose the door and this guy dont let me cloose the door anxs scream in the halway .... finaly a close the door ... call oone of my to friend from montreal who was in toronto with me and ask her to take care of him ... and whent back with the lcient in the room ... after all finish he leave ....

so the guy utside come back at the door knock like a crazy and calling me tlm me that i i dont do him free he will go to the police with the paper shw my picture and say what im doing ....

me and my 2 friend call the securitie f the hotel they come upstaire and take care of this guy .... but he continue to call me and sau the hting about the polcie .....so i ask to a friend from there to call hm and take care of him .... so everything was fine ....

almost 1 years after in montreal .... i receive a client incallss ... open the door ... and guest whos there ... the same fucking uy who apologize for what he did and ask me to d for him a special fr0 100$ ...

this timehe understand realy fast thats he have to leave ......

thats the more funny storry happen to me ... but bean traveling aa lot for the last years i can have 1 000 story of `` funny `` guys ....

JUST ONE LADT THING ..... WHY DONT YOU READ THE 2 OR 3 LINE IN A ADD BEFORE CALLING A GIRL ?

I THINK ITS SO `` FUNNY `` WHEN A CLIENT CALL ME AND ASK ME 4 QUESTION AND THE 4 ANSWER ARE IN MY 3 LITTLE LINE IN MY ADD ....

AND IF ITS WHRITE INCALL ONLY WHY CALLING AND SAY I KNOW U SAID INCQLL ONLY BUT WILL YOU DO OUTCALL TONIGHT BY ANNY CHANCE ?

LOLL

[Paris-Montreal]

OMG I FORGET ONE VERY FUNNY ...
thats was almost 2 years ago in toronto still ... we wa maybe 6 girl from montreal same time ....

start of the week i get this guy ... kpen the door yung shave head very very cute like latino .... very very fuck top i dont knpw what he did between dwnstaire and my bedroom but he could nt even talk he was juste like wal,ing everywhere like crazy like he just kill someone or i dont kn what and at one time just leave .... s after tell that to yasmina ... she told me the same guys cme see here the week b4 ...

couples days fater my frined noemie call me ask me to come to her bedroom right the way .. i go ... whs there the same guy again all fucktop again but this time he can say someting .... just keep asking for coke lol


a lot of funny guys in toronto guys who dont shpw for apointement ... guy who whant to dea; the price when r in the bedroom ... r just guy who think the ar brad pitt take apointement and dont whant to pay lol

[maddplotter]

[QUOTE=Paris-Montreal;223940]OMG I FORGET ONE VERY FUNNY ...
thats was almost 2 years ago in toronto still ... we wa maybe 6 girl from montreal same time ....


a lot of funny guys in toronto guys who dont shpw for apointement ... guy who whant to dea; the price when r in the bedroom ... r just guy who think the ar brad pitt take apointement and dont whant to pay lol[/QUOTE]

So if you opened the door and Brad Pitt was there, he would have to pay? What if it was Brad and Angelina at the same time? That would be kinky! :-)