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Got 3 New Reality Stories! The Lost Cell Phone, The Small Dick & The Subway Train!
Story # 1.
My friend Alex offered to drive me home tonight but i was feeling kinda hungry so i told him to lets drop off at McDonalds at yonge/bloor, so he parked his car and we went inside and we ordered our food. Mind u there were 3 drunk guys there, that kept checking me out in a sexual way, but i don't think they knew i was a shemale, but hey maybe they did, but they were being respectfull not to be rude and shit. 2 of the boys left while one of the cute blonde guy, was waiting at the front counter waiting for his McDonalds food to go. My friend mentioned that he left his cell phone at the back where he was sitting at and for me to grab it. And mind i don't steal, cause i'm a pure innocent virgin from out holy father jesus christ in heaven ok, lol. No seriously, i'm not a theif ok but because i only had $15 in my pocket i was like well i could sell it at the pawn shop and make some money out of it, so i won't be so broke. We both agree that we were gonna take his cell phone once he leaves mcdonalds, and he did, cause he was a drunk mother fucking loser idiot, lol.
My friend Alex offered to drive me home tonight but i was feeling kinda hungry so i told him to lets drop off at McDonalds at yonge/bloor, so he parked his car and we went inside and we ordered our food. Mind u there were 3 drunk guys there, that kept checking me out in a sexual way, but i don't think they knew i was a shemale, but hey maybe they did, but they were being respectfull not to be rude and shit. 2 of the boys left while one of the cute blonde guy, was waiting at the front counter waiting for his McDonalds food to go. My friend mentioned that he left his cell phone at the back where he was sitting at and for me to grab it. And mind i don't steal, cause i'm a pure innocent virgin from out holy father jesus christ in heaven ok, lol. No seriously, i'm not a theif ok but because i only had $15 in my pocket i was like well i could sell it at the pawn shop and make some money out of it, so i won't be so broke. We both agree that we were gonna take his cell phone once he leaves mcdonalds, and he did, cause he was a drunk mother fucking loser idiot, lol.
I kinda felt bad, but u know what the old saying goes, losers weepers, finders keepers, lol. So i grabbed his cell phone off the table and told my friend to get the hell out of there before they the 3 boys realize one of there cell phone's is missing. So we went back to his car, and i was playing around with his Rogers cell phone blackberrie. I was watching all his recorded videos of him taping a drunk guy on the subway train and another video of him recording his buddy taking a shit in the toilet, lol. Anyways 10-15 minutes later the guy keeps calling his phone. He even text and said i spent alot of money on this phone so whoever has it u better return it back to its owner. I kept ignoring it, cause i thought i was strong enough. But i checked out his private pictures on his cell phone and noticed he was a cute hottie. My friend dropped me off at home, and when i got home that's when i decided to have a little fun with this little kid.
I would pick up the phone and no say a word but just listen to what the guy is saying on the other line. He kept saying hello, hello, hello, anyone there? Please return my cell phone, i'll pay u $200, $300, $400, lol. I hung up on him and i text him saying, i don't want ur money hun, and he replied back saying well what do u want? I was like i want ur cock in my fucking mouth bitch and that's it! I asked him for his email address, which i sent him a pic of my face, which he remembered seeing me earlier at mcdonalds. He was like ur a sexy girl, i would love to get a blow job from u. But then i emailed him another pic of my cock, ass, tits & face all in 1 shot, and he freaked out. He was like oh im not gay, so i'm not into that. I was like u don't like shemales? lol... He was acting from super nice, to super mean to me, ever since i exposed him my true idenity being a transsexual superstar whore, lol. He was making threats that he was gonna call the cops and have my email address ip traced and i was gonna go to jail.
He also said he was gonna press charges on me for sexual harassment cause i sent him a nude pic of my tranny dick! Geee, why are straight guys so offended and uptight when they see another cock besides there own? Talk about insecurities, lol. Maybe mines was bigger then his, and he felt less of a fucking man, lol. Anyways he also text me on his own cell phone saying he had gps and that it was gonna be traced of the location of where i am right now and i was gonna get introuble with the fucking law. I replied bullshit asshole, stop being such a loser with ur dumb threats bitch! I was like u don't scare me, why don't u call the cops right now. I was like it's not against the law the send a nude pic of my dick to u. Maybe if i had child porn i'd get arressted, which i don't btw, or maybe if i made a death threat i would get introuble, but sending a nude pic of my dick is not gonna have me sent in jail bitch. I told him first of all, i never stole ur phone, u lost it, and i found it, so ur lost bitch, so that is not against the law, so get ur facts straight.
He was obviously trying to scare me just so he can get his phone back. I text him and said i'll return ur cell if u suck my dick and my sugar daddy, the old guy u saw me at mcdonalds earlier with, lol. He wasn't too happy at all. This whole time texting each other, we later spoke on the phone, after i was silent all this time just listening to him talking. But b4 he was talking & saying i know u want 2 suck my cock don't u baby. And while he was talking dirty to me on the phone, i was jerking my cock. I knew it was all an act in hopes to get his cell phone back, lol. I told him i was like listen, i said i was gonna gonna give u back ur cell, so don't worry, just relax, and i never said nothing about wanting any money. Anyways after hours of playing games with this poor kid, i felt sorry for him, so i told him i was gonna drop his cell phone in a mail box at a community service near by to where i lived. He agreed and he droved down here and mind u he promised he was gonna be alone, but he lied, cause i heard his buddy with him when i called him private number while he was on his way.
I asked him if he was gonna beat me up, and he said no. He said he was gonna pay me money like $60 then changed it to $100. I knew there was something fishy cause he kept telling me to just stay there and i was gonna pick up the phone and for me to wait for him so he can pay me and i kept saying i'd rather suck ur cock instead, lol. Anyways my gut intincts were right, he was up to no good and wanted to beat me up with his buddy friend, cause i spoted him in the white car with his guy friend, lol. Anyways my heart was pounding, and i was so nervous, and scared, i was like i should get the fuck out of here, and get out of this drama i'm in right now. He already know what i look like cause i emailed him pics of me, so he would have sooner or later visit the gay community and found me sooner or later, cause i'm very distinct looking u know because of my powerfull sex doll image i present to the world, lol.
Even if i did sold it to the guy at the store of his cell phone, i would probally would have gotten only $25 for it, and i felt kinda bad for him cause he was cutie, and he had all his saved contacts of numbers, and i read his email on his blackberry of him asking his mommy to wire him more money cause he was broke. So i was like fuckk it, he deserves his phone back even though i made a joke saying i'd throw ur cell at the river, lol. I do believe in karma, that one day it might happen to me and 3 times as bad & worst. So i did the right thing and he got his cell phone back. I just hope he dosen't see me or recongnize me on the streets one day to beat the shit out of me. Let's just pray to our lord in heaven so i will be protected from the evil people out there, lol. AMEN!
Story # 2.
Ok so i got off the train and went to wellseley station and decided to sit outside of georges play club, and i noticed this really tall guy kept checking me out and even smiled at me, but he didn't approched me, cause of course most men are intimadated by me cause i never smile cause my heart & soul is made up of cold ice & a black rainbow, lol. Ok in all seriousness, i'm not that much of a bitch, u can even ask my dear friend Lola, who loves reading my reality stories on tgirlforums, cause she mentioned it every fucking time she see's me, lol. So let me get back to meeting this very tall handsome man i met. He walked past by me and was ready to leave the scene and i i said hi, and asked him to sit down beside me, so which he did, wow men are so simple & easy, lol. Anyways he said he was heading home, and said i was really pretty and stuff and i said thanks. I tried to hook him up with a FAT drag queen next to us but he said no, he was like i like u.
Ok so i got off the train and went to wellseley station and decided to sit outside of georges play club, and i noticed this really tall guy kept checking me out and even smiled at me, but he didn't approched me, cause of course most men are intimadated by me cause i never smile cause my heart & soul is made up of cold ice & a black rainbow, lol. Ok in all seriousness, i'm not that much of a bitch, u can even ask my dear friend Lola, who loves reading my reality stories on tgirlforums, cause she mentioned it every fucking time she see's me, lol. So let me get back to meeting this very tall handsome man i met. He walked past by me and was ready to leave the scene and i i said hi, and asked him to sit down beside me, so which he did, wow men are so simple & easy, lol. Anyways he said he was heading home, and said i was really pretty and stuff and i said thanks. I tried to hook him up with a FAT drag queen next to us but he said no, he was like i like u.
Wow how sweet & romantic, now i feel like a beauty queen fallen angel from heaven, lol. Long story short, because he was a tall guy at 6'4, and he was white and he said he was a TOP, and he said he had a big dick, but i wasn't too sure about that, cause sometimes appearnces are decieving. I was like yea what the fuck, why don't i just check out his package and take him to the porn cinema booth. I warned him that if he has a small dick that i was gonna leave, cause i'm a size queen. He was very well mannered & super nice and kinda and had a very positive attitude, which is rare to find in a guy that are into shemales u know and i even told him that. I was like i could tell u come from a good family cause u seem very nice. U don't seem like ur into drugs or who is a lost soul that dosen't know what direction he is going in life like majority of guys that i've experienced personally, so i was like cool, i guess he was the 1O% of the normal guys that was not a bottom or a drug addict like the majority of them are. So anyways he got all nervous cause he was like is it against the law if we go to the porno cinema together, what if we get caught.
I was like listen sweety, people go there just to have sex, it's not against the law so just relax. I had to speak to the guy the worked there just to confirm it to him cause he was acting all nervous and scared and wierd. So thank god he calmed down a bit, lol. Anyways mind u this guy is from california so, maybe that's why he's a little nicer then toronto bastards u know, lol. So we go into the porn cinema booth and i lock the door, and i tell him to put the tokens into the machine and then he asked me where should i put the rest of the coins, i was like where else, the same fucking place silly, lol. He asked me if i was gonna show my dick to him, and i replied back saying well that's up to u hun, i can either hide my cock away or i can pull it out. He was so horny he was like, no i gotta see ur dick barbie, and he kept grabbing my crotch, more then my tits for fuck sakes. I let him lick my tits and suck on my nipples, and then i pulled my jeans down half way down & my purple thong.
He kept trying to suck my cock, but i would tease him and move it away and not let him blow me, cause i wanted to see his package first b4 i let him suck my beautiful shemale candy cane! Unforuntatly his dick was small like for real. He lied cause earlied he said it was 7 and half inchs but it was more like 5 & a half inchs, lol. I didn't want to suck on it cause im a size queen, but i sucked it anyways for a few seconds just to make this asshole happy, lol. Anyways he was surprised how big my tranny cock grew, that he kept sucking my 9 inch cock and sometimes he was using his teeth which was kinda hurting my dick and shit and i had to remind him to just suck not use ur shark teeth, i am a human after all even though im part alien, half man, half woman, lol. Anyways while he was sucking my dick he kept saying, oh barbie ur so beautiful, i wanna look at ur face while i suck ur dick cause ur the most beautiful shemale i've seen baby, lol. I put a condom on and some lube over on top and he fucked my ass for about 10 seconds, and he shot his load of cum right away, and this is not a joke, i'm being for real, lol.
He was like ur ass is so tight, im sorry, i got so horny that i couldn't control myself. I was like geee, thanks for the 10 secs of sex, wow, that's the best laid i ever had and i even told him him it was only 10 seconds for fuck sakes. He gave me a kiss on the cheek and he left. I did remind him to check out my escort site, so the next time won't be a free sample, it's gonna be for payment. When i applied back my jeans & t-shirt on, there was sperms on it, cause i left it on the floor so whoever was in that porn room earlier must have jerked off and shot his sperms all over the floor, fuck, next time i'm gonna be carefull where i lay my clothes, lol.
Story # 3.
Holy fuck, it seems like it dosen't matter where i go, always something fucking crazy happens into my life like non stop. I didn't wanted to go out tonight, and i thought it was gonna be a boring night, but knowing "Barbie Swallows" my life is far from being fucking boring with all the entertainment that happens in my life 24/7, lol. Anyways where do i fucking start... oh yea me on the subway train tonight, some guy sits infront of me, of the 2 empy seats going side ways, while i was sitting on the 2 seats going straight forward. Anyways this retard, decided to sit next to me, because it's obvious i'm a hot fucking bitch and he's just a geek loser nerd that is probally still a virgin, and mind u there's so many empty seats around me on the train, but no he decided to sit next to me.
Holy fuck, it seems like it dosen't matter where i go, always something fucking crazy happens into my life like non stop. I didn't wanted to go out tonight, and i thought it was gonna be a boring night, but knowing "Barbie Swallows" my life is far from being fucking boring with all the entertainment that happens in my life 24/7, lol. Anyways where do i fucking start... oh yea me on the subway train tonight, some guy sits infront of me, of the 2 empy seats going side ways, while i was sitting on the 2 seats going straight forward. Anyways this retard, decided to sit next to me, because it's obvious i'm a hot fucking bitch and he's just a geek loser nerd that is probally still a virgin, and mind u there's so many empty seats around me on the train, but no he decided to sit next to me.
The thing that really pisses me off is that he decided to sit with his legs open infront of me instead of sitting straight with feet down on floor. He did that on purposly so i can look at his crotch area and mind u that is consider a sexual sign u know, lol. Maybe if he was my type i wouldn't get so mad. I should be flattered that a fucking jewish geek boy got horny for me, then again, it's not like u see beautiful girls like me. Anyways he must have looked real close and realized i was a tranny cause then he sat back to normal and kinda kept his distance from me including eye contact. Oh well, maybe he'll be thinking about me in his fucking dreams while he masterbates & while his daddy is fucking his mommy in the next room, moaning like dirty whore from hell, lol.
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