Got 3 New Reality Stories! The Lost Cell Phone, The Small Dick & The Subway Train!

[Barbie_Swallows]

Just so you know, it is a crime to take a photograph of your penis and send it to somebody via cel phone or email. It is called disorderly conduct. People in this country have been convicted under the criminal code for doing exactly what you've done. And guess what, after that's over you get to register as a sex offender. That combined with extortion and theft under $5,000. Maybe you want to use some discretion before admitting to crimes on the internet.

Oh god, ur so retarded,, i didnt expect u would understand, so please don't read my stories and don't post anything on my threads!

[tommygun]

Oh god, ur so retarded,, i didnt expect u would understand, so please don't read my stories and don't post anything on my threads!

If you're going to call somebody retarded, perhaps you should have better command of written English first.

I'll read and post where I like, thank you. If you don't like that, too bad.

[Gooner123]

6'4 with 5 incher lol