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"The Asteroid That Could End The World In The Year 2182"
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Maby by year 3000 the human race will be one gender which will be female hermaphrodites with dicks and no vagina, because lets face it girls with dicks are more pretty than girls with vaginas. Stem cell research will lead to eternal life where no one will ever grow old or die, so reproducing will no longer be neccessary and we will each have the appearance of being the most youthful,prettiest and sensuous females as we possibly can be. And we will no longer have the need for material things, so all we will be doing is laying out naked in the warm sun and laying each other at a constant rate where our sexual desires will never grow tired or weak, allowing our female bodies, tits and dicks to meet bringing ourselves to endless orgasms. So my question is, will we be butt fucking and sucking as well? I bet god will make our buttholes bigger so it will always feel good even at 24 hours a day. Hahahahahahaha.Last edited by dom r; 08-01-2010, 05:38 PM.
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Zombies, Shemales and Space Whales, Oh my!
Ha! Zombie shemale apocalypse! Sounds like a Bruce Labruce movie (for reference check out his new movie, to be released, "L.A. Zombie").
I think our liberal society will foster a great nation of queer identities where shemales stand tall, or is that erect. Shemales and other transgender people will become the celebrities and leaders of our world.
But all this will come crashing down when the entire world is eaten by the, as yet unknown, but sure to be discovered space whale.
They are a gentle creatures I am told by my good friend Dr. Imagination. Much like our blue whales here on Earth. And like the blue whale they float about in space searching for food and companionship. The problem is they are so big and our little planet looks to them like a piece of floating seaweed or plankton.
Hmmm...Perhaps they are so big we are in the belly of a great space whale right now. If thats the case then go about your business as usual, turns out we need not fear the appetite of the space whale.Is that a cock in your panties, or am I about to get slapped in the face?
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