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  • Gypsy1955
    Guest
    • Sep 2013
    • 375

    I'm An Asshole!!!

    Yes, I'm an un-compassionate, un-sympathetic, dirtbag asshole! Why you ask? Because when I read articles where adult men go to visit and work out a business transaction with a TG female and make statements like "I feel vulnerable" or "be gentle with me" or "it's my first time, I need understanding" or "I looked amazing in my heels and tights" it makes me nuts! Vulnerability I can understand in certain situations, like when you're playing hockey, you're close to the boards and someone sees your numbers. That my friend, is vulnerability! When a man goes to see an escort, drives there himself, knocks on door, pays for company, tells them the sex u want to have...makes me wanna laugh and say "MAN UP!! You're there by choice and you know what you're there for! It just sounds so....so un-manly!


    Why oh why am I such a dirtbag asshole? Is it my heritage? Is it just that I have a bad attitude? Was I born this way? Awwwww...who gives a fuck!
  • Raging Bob
    Raging member
    • Aug 2010
    • 5939

    #2
    LMAO!! Well said!
    "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
    Standing in a garage makes you a car."

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    • rider014
      VIP Member
      • Oct 2013
      • 354

      #3
      Awesome!!!!

      That's the funniest, greatest post I've read in weeks
      P.S. I'm an asshole as well, gonna laugh about this one the rest of the day....and maybe tomorrow too!

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      • citizenx
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2004
        • 132

        #4
        the asshole anthem, courtesy of Dennis Leary

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        • citizenx
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2004
          • 132

          #5
          Originally posted by maddplotter
          Dennis Leary wrote a song about that...

          you beat me to it.

          You're an ASSHOLE, lol!

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          • Gypsy1955
            Guest
            • Sep 2013
            • 375

            #6
            Originally posted by citizenx View Post
            you beat me to it.

            You're an ASSHOLE, lol!
            you ain't seen nothin yet bub...I'm just gettin' started!

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            • Gypsy1955
              Guest
              • Sep 2013
              • 375

              #7
              Originally posted by citizenx View Post
              the asshole anthem, courtesy of Dennis Leary

              Funny...but I prefer Frank Zappa "broken hearts are for assholes" Do you know what you are? You're an Aaaasssshole!

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              • #8
                I am, literally, an ASSHOLE!!!

                Originally posted by Babe View Post
                Hi guys,

                Oh yea??!
                Well, i am, literally, an "ASS" "HOLE".
                I have a job where my employers look at me and say, "suck me", AND I DO IT because i need the job, the money, and BECAUSE i like it!
                AND my employers are, also, always screwing me over, under, AND sideways, and i let them do it...AND to top it all off, I LIKE IT!!

                So, if anyone doesn't like me saying that, i suggest you read the English message in the photo, first.

                And if any of you don't like the English message, read the little sign.
                If you can't read Japanese, i suggest you tilt your head to the right and then read the sign.



                .................................................. ...................................<--- My employer
                Me --->


                My employer---> <--- Me








                ...................................


                xoxo
                Last edited by Guest; 02-13-2014, 11:24 PM. Reason: I added emphasis to - Ass Hole - with quotation marks.

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                • #9
                  Assholes lol

                  Originally posted by Babe View Post


                  Originally posted by Gypsy1955 View Post
                  ...I'm an asshole!....





                  Originally posted by rider014 View Post
                  ...I'm an asshole as well...



                  Love yass,
                  Babe
                  xoxo

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                  • Gypsy1955
                    Guest
                    • Sep 2013
                    • 375

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Babe View Post
                    Babe - Gypsy That's one beautiful photo and if you don't mind my saying...a mighty fine ass you got there Babe! Oh yes, I tilted my head to the right!

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                    • idleflow
                      Swollen Member
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 570

                      #11
                      This is for you

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                      • aguyoutthere1
                        Supreme Member
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 1318

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Gypsy1955 View Post
                        Yes, I'm an un-compassionate, un-sympathetic, dirtbag asshole! Why you ask? Because when I read articles where adult men go to visit and work out a business transaction with a TG female and make statements like "I feel vulnerable" or "be gentle with me" or "it's my first time, I need understanding" or "I looked amazing in my heels and tights" it makes me nuts! Vulnerability I can understand in certain situations, like when you're playing hockey, you're close to the boards and someone sees your numbers. That my friend, is vulnerability! When a man goes to see an escort, drives there himself, knocks on door, pays for company, tells them the sex u want to have...makes me wanna laugh and say "MAN UP!! You're there by choice and you know what you're there for! It just sounds so....so un-manly!

                        Why oh why am I such a dirtbag asshole? Is it my heritage? Is it just that I have a bad attitude? Was I born this way? Awwwww...who gives a fuck!
                        That was pretty funny. But I have to admit, there are days where I don't really want to be a bottom, and I end up getting there, changing my mind and......as an example, Lola whips it out and.....DAMN I AM VULNERABLE. Hockey is easy compared to that.


                        KC

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                        • Gypsy1955
                          Guest
                          • Sep 2013
                          • 375

                          #13
                          Originally posted by KCinToronto View Post
                          That was pretty funny. But I have to admit, there are days where I don't really want to be a bottom, and I end up getting there, changing my mind and......as an example, Lola whips it out and.....DAMN I AM VULNERABLE. Hockey is easy compared to that.


                          KC
                          You poor poor man!! Tell us KC what does she whip you with? Are you talking she's slapping something across your face?

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                          • wantitss63
                            VIP Member
                            • Nov 2012
                            • 888

                            #14


                            It's a mule, not an ass.......

                            .....sorry, I'm an asshole for pointing that out.........

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                            • Gypsy1955
                              Guest
                              • Sep 2013
                              • 375

                              #15
                              Originally posted by wantitss63 View Post


                              It's a mule, not an ass.......

                              .....sorry, I'm an asshole for pointing that out.........
                              By the jumpins'! There's no shortage of assholes here! Is there?

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