I'm An Asshole!!!

[Guest]

What an ass you are and what an arse i have.

It's a mule, not an ass.......

.....sorry, I'm an asshole for pointing that out.........

Hi wantits,

Well, if you want to get all technical about it, a mule is the offspring of a male ass (or jack donkey) and a female horse.
So it's, actually, half an ass. OR it's a horse's "ass".
That, is really half assed.

And, yes, you, too, are an asshole - but only for thinking a mule was so different from an ass.
If Gypsy would have used the correct word, arse, instead of ass, i wouldn't have posted the photo of the half-ass in a hole.
I would, have, however, still, posted the photo of my arse.

Would you tell me, please, after careful examination of the photo below, if my arse looks like a hole that you would like to ride like a jack donkey would? What do ya say, there, Jack? Would your donkey-cock like to be sliding in and out of that arse hole?

I can only assume that you would like to assertively assault my asset. I will assist and agree to be your sexual associate, so long as you assure me that you will not hurt me. Why i'll even wear an assortment of sexy clothes, if you like. Let me know.

I know what you're thinking and it's okay.
I know you wantits wrapped around your hee-haw.
It's okay to wantits round your hee-haw.
But i will assure you it's much better to have its squeezing on your hee-haw.

Babe,
xoxo

[rider014]

Valentines day huh?

So it's valentines day ya so what! The only day of the year where florists can triple their prices on shitty flowers that die within two days. But we assholes fall for this scam every year. Me? I prefer to use the word sensuous on this wonderful day. So in the words of a great redneck.... Sensuous up, get me a beer, and make me a fuckin sandwich while you're at it Now that's being a first class asshole

[Raging Bob]

There's a little asshole in all of us!!!

[Gypsy1955]

LAughin Me ArSSe OFF!!

Babe,
xoxo

Babe!!! You are unbelievably funny! I like your ass-ertion that I used the wrong word, asshole, vice arsehole which I believe is truly Canadian!

I gotta got me arse to Montreal Quebec
I gotta got me arse to Montreal Quebec
I gotta got me arse to Montreal Quebec
I gotta got me arse to Montreal Quebec
I gotta got me arse to Montreal Quebec

[Guest]

Glad you like it.

Hi Gyspy,

You, asshole! lol

Actually, "arse" is a British word. But as you know, in Canada, we still use many British spelling of words.

P.S.
Oh no! Now i have a headache.
Gypsy, be a dear and rub my bum to make my headache go away?
Rub it slowly and softly.

Babe,
xoxo

[Gypsy1955]

Babe! Stop bein' an Arse!

Babe,
xoxo

And correcting me always! Haha! How is my massaging your delectable arse going to rid you of a headache? But if that's what it takes...anything for a friend! Along with gentle massage I think a little rectal tongue tickling and kissing that sweet ass might help take your mind off your headache.

[Guest]

Rub it, baby. Rub it softly.

Hi Gypsy,

I don't know why, but it really makes the headache go away.
That's what my daddy used to do when i was little whenever i had a headache. It worked every time.

You know?...just sit beside me on my bed as i lay on my tummy, and if you are going to be JUST a "friend", then JUST rub my fully dressed bum slowly and softly with your hand to make my headache go away.

But if you want to be an asshole, then, you can slide your hand under my skirt and feel my skin and rub my bum until my headache goes away, and then, when my headache is all gone, you can do all that "funny stuff" like licking and kissing my bum while holding it and touching it before you go on top of me and do some of those "in and out of me" push ups deep inside where it's smooth, tight and mmmm so warm and soft, AND i promise it will be clean.
So clean, in fact, that after you do your sexy push ups in my bum bun, you can roll me over like in the photo below and put your thing right in the back of my mouth. Gentlemen really like putting their things in the back of my mouth and sliding it in and out, as i wrap my hands around their bums and pull them closer.

Then, you can spread my knees apart and do your slurpy specialty.

What do you say to that, Tiger?
Would you refuse a girl who likes to please assholes like you?

LOL IT WAS YOU WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE ASSHOLE THING, YOU KNOW!!?

Babe,
xoxo

[Gypsy1955]

I'm a dirty daddy friend asshole!!

Babe,
xoxo

Yes baby Babe, lay it all out for me! I don't want to be an asshole...I told you...I AM an asshole! Kiss that skirt goodbye 'cause I'm gonna expose that shapely ass of yours! Get ready for the most tender ass-sage you could ever hope for! Don't ass-sume I know what I'm doing...I guarantee it! I straddle my ass cowgirl style (first time I use that word in my life) over your lower back, facing down to your ass, and doctoring your sweet delectable buttocks and make that nasty-ass headache go away!

We know what happens next!! Dat's right! The "funny stuff!" Soon you'll be ready to be my personal slurpy ! Assholes like me need girls like you!! Who else would be interested in us!

[wantitss63]

'Hi wantits,

Well, if you want to get all technical about it, a mule is the offspring of a male ass (or jack donkey) and a female horse.
So it's, actually, half an ass. OR it's a horse's "ass".
That, is really half assed.

And, yes, you, too, are an asshole - but only for thinking a mule was so different from an ass.
If Gypsy would have used the correct word, arse, instead of ass, i wouldn't have posted the photo of the half-ass in a hole.
I would, have, however, still, posted the photo of my arse.

Would you tell me, please, after careful examination of the photo below, if my arse looks like a hole that you would like to ride like a jack donkey would? What do ya say, there, Jack? Would your donkey-cock like to be sliding in and out of that arse hole?

I can only assume that you would like to assertively assault my asset. I will assist and agree to be your sexual associate, so long as you assure me that you will not hurt me. Why i'll even wear an assortment of sexy clothes, if you like. Let me know'


Awesome, Babe! A truly ASStounding response.........I am humbled.......

[Gypsy1955]

Cl-ass-ic!!

Babe,
xoxo

Babe, I've read your response at least 6 times and can't stop laughing! Your final words "can you refuse a girl who wants to please assholes like you" so much reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George is having dinner with a wealthy rough business man and there're calling everyone "bastards." Only yours is much more funny!

[Guest]

Help! Help! Help! Helllp! Oh hellllp meeeee.

Oh, no! LOOK!!

I am such an arse hole! I've fallen into the ass hole!

Oh well. Come on, gentlemen! Jump in and get me. I'm trapped.

Babe,
xoxo

[Gypsy1955]

Yer Friggin' Killin' Meeeeee!

Babe,
xoxo

I'm dyin' here, yer killin' me!!! I'll jump in FACE FIRST!! Aaahm-a-COMING BABE, Aaahl RESCUE Ye! LMAO!

[idleflow]

Good chuckle Babe lol

[cameeindos]

Yes, I'm an un-compassionate, un-sympathetic, dirtbag asshole! Why you ask? Because when I read articles where adult men go to visit and work out a business transaction with a TG female and make statements like "I feel vulnerable" or "be gentle with me" or "it's my first time, I need understanding" or "I looked amazing in my heels and tights" it makes me nuts! Vulnerability I can understand in certain situations, like when you're playing hockey, you're close to the boards and someone sees your numbers. That my friend, is vulnerability! When a man goes to see an escort, drives there himself, knocks on door, pays for company, tells them the sex u want to have...makes me wanna laugh and say "MAN UP!! You're there by choice and you know what you're there for! It just sounds so....so un-manly!


Why oh why am I such a dirtbag asshole? Is it my heritage? Is it just that I have a bad attitude? Was I born this way? Awwwww...who gives a fuck!

well yeah, if you're that wise you must acknowledge the following points :

- the "am I gay?" thought process
- cold feet/nervousness at trying something new
- being a bottom and being scared of a 10 incher lol..
- being a top and never having fucked anybody in the arse before

and liking TSs is somewhat taboo in society, but yeah, fuck human emotions, nervousness, trepidation, etc.

[merelypink]

LOL well said