Originally posted by Crag Rockheart
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I agree in theory. As of tomorrow, I am self declaring that I am a Cheetah! That's right! They are fast, and majestic, and beautiful, and ever since I was a child, I wanted to be a Cheetah. I will be a Cheetah when, and only when it is to my advantage. For example, if I find myself needing to travel great distances across the plains in a short time, I am a Cheetah! If I am filing taxes, or the toilet gets clogged, I am a man!
Note: If anyone refers to me as a man when I am in Cheetah mode, the shit is going to hit the fan. Hint: You will be able to tell by the fur.







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