"Top 50 Most Annoying FUCKING Questions I Get!"

[Amethyst Dark]

oops :O

you're right actually Craig! I was only using "TS as escort" stats. A lil prejudiced, -_-; sorry

I did the math on it once (didn't adjust for gay there either, hmmmm) I'll never do it again! However, I'll be there for the lecture, lol

[capitus]

bah
you have weak standards for porn stars


you probably think her dingaling is 9 inches too

I only consider someone a porn star if they've fucked a goat, been gangbanged by a midget rugby team in a teenage mutant ninja turtle pool filled with gravy, then ever so lovingly thrust a Louisville slugger up their pooper. Then, and only then, will I consider someone a porn star.

Now that's some pornstar standard!! Nes pas?

[capitus]

Well I think there is alot more tgirls that around the world.
You may have a lopsided view being in Calgary, as it is one sided there

According to
http://www.transsexual.org/what.html
1 transsexual per 30,000 people is the estimate...given this I would think that in large urban areas there could be 1 mtf transsexual per 3000 people perhaps.

1:3000 people eh? That would mean there should be 237.57 shemales in Winnipeg (712,700/3000). My detailed empirical studies have shown there are exactly no shemales in Winnipeg. However, this is based only on shemales that want to have sex with me which may skew the data somewhat.
Amy Dark: Shemales + Swords = (nice work!!)

[Rockheart]

1:3000 people eh? That would mean there should be 237.57 shemales in Winnipeg (712,700/3000). My detailed empirical studies have shown there are exactly no shemales in Winnipeg. However, this is based only on shemales that want to have sex with me which may skew the data somewhat.
Amy Dark: Shemales + Swords = (nice work!!)

Dude, I said large urban areas may be 1:3000
(New York, Sao Paulo, Bangkok, Mexico city)

You are comparing this to Winnipeg for some reason
My estimate for Winnipeg is 1:60,000

There is probably 5-6 escorts I have seen from winnipeg over the years plus alll the none escorts and it is about right.

However take a city like Pattaya, Thailand which is about half the size of Winnipeg or lesss, you might find 1:200 Tgirl/men.

[toban]

I believe your estimate for YWG is probably correct.

..................... My estimate for Winnipeg is 1:60,000

There is probably 5-6 escorts I have seen from winnipeg over the years plus alll the none escorts and it is about right ................................

I have met two in Wpg, one I remember, on it's arrival, turned out not to really be a T-girl and it had a very bad wig. The second girl is not really a resident there now, and has already been discussed recently in another thread here.

When she moves on again, there will likely be none as capitus points out, or more correctly i guess, there may be some shemales but none will be escorts.

[capitus]

Dude, I said large urban areas may be 1:3000
(New York, Sao Paulo, Bangkok, Mexico city)

You are comparing this to Winnipeg for some reason
My estimate for Winnipeg is 1:60,000

There is probably 5-6 escorts I have seen from winnipeg over the years plus alll the none escorts and it is about right.

However take a city like Pattaya, Thailand which is about half the size of Winnipeg or lesss, you might find 1:200 Tgirl/men.

1:60,000... My God, that would be paradise. The Booming Metropolis of Winnipeg has a ratio much closer to 0:700,000. FYI I compare everything to Winnipeg...all Winnipegers do, that's how you can find them in a crowd.

Jaysus 1:200...that's the promised land. But are the potholes and mosquitos as big in Pattaya as they are in Winnipeg? (see what I mean, we can't help oursel vs).

[capitus]

I have met two in Wpg, one I remember, on it's arrival, turned out not to really be a T-girl and it had a very bad wig. The second girl is not really a resident there now, and has already been discussed recently in another thread here.

When she moves on again, there will likely be none as capitus points out, or more correctly i guess, there may be some shemales but none will be escorts.

.......

[Barbie_Swallows]

***Top 2OO Most Annoying F**king Questions I Get For Being A Tranny!***
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1.) What do ur parents think of u? (mom won't talk 2 me, dad is cool with it)
2.) Are u a boy or a girl? (born male, now a shemale by choicel)
3.) What is ur real name as a man? (*****)
4.) Do u got pictures of u as a dude? (yup)
5.) How many surgeries have u had? (Boobs, Lips, Lazer)
6.) Are ur boobs real? (nope, saline implants $6,OOO)
7.) What kind of job do u have? (escort, stripper, porn star)
8.) Do u prefere to be called a he or a she? (with makeup, a she, without a he) lol
9.) Do people take pictures of u? (all the time)
10.) Do u regret making ur decision to be a girl? (nope)
11.) Do u got a penis or a vagina? (dick)
12.) Do u got any tattos? (only fakes ones) lol
13.) Do u shave or had lazer done? (both)
14.) What will u do when ur older? (work as a nurse) NOT!
15.) How much money do u make? (more then losers at mcdonals)
16.) Do u have sex with men or women? (guys only)
17.) Who do ur makeup? (I do it myself)
18.) How tall are u without ur heels/platforms? (5'5)
19.) Is that ur real voice? (yes but sometimes i act)
20.) Are ur eyebrows real? lol (they are plugged very thin & painted on)
21.) Do u spit or swallows? (both, but i mostly swallow)
22.) May i touch ur boobs please? (only if ur a lesbian)
23.) Are u on female estrogen hormones pills? (not anymore, thank god)
24.) Where do u get fucked, if u don't got a pussy? (my ass)
25.) Is ur eye colour real or is it contacts? (both)
26.) How do u look like without all ur makeup? (Ken)
27.) How big is ur tranny cock? (9 inchs)
28.) Do u shoot cum or not? (yup)
29.) Are u a top or a bottom? (both -but prefere getting it from behind)
30.) Can i touch ur ass? (maybe)
31.) Where do u live? (toronto)
32.) What is ur background, where u from? (Greece)
33.) Do u shave down there? (always)
34.) Are u cut or uncut? (uncut)
35.) What size are ur plastic boobs? (d cup)
36.) What doctor did ur surgery? (Dr. Mark Dupere)
37.) Have u met or know who Nina Arsenault is? (yup)
38.) Am I gay if i like chicks with dicks? (a little)
39.) Have u ever tricked any boys b4? (a few blow jobs here and there, lol)
40.) You ever had sex with a girl before? (never, scared 2)
41.) Were u depressed as a guy? (very much so, hated it)
42.) Do people always ask u personal questions? (most of the time)
43.) Do people staire at u everywhere u go? (always)
44.) Are u really Greek? (yes & i love it doggy!)
45.) Why don't u wear mini skirts? (big toy)
46.) How do u hide ur dick? (tuck my cock between my legs in my thong)
47.) How much money have u spent on being a t-girl? (lost count)
48.) Do ur ID card says Male or Female? (Health card says F, & the rest M)
49.) Are u in School? (nope, got kicked out)
50.) Can u suck ur own cock Barbie? (not anymore) lol
51.) Is ur hair real? (yes but just dyed blonde)
52.) Are ur nails real? (nope)
53.) Are ur lips real? (nope, got them done like 4 times $8OO)
54.) Were u sexually molested as a child? (maybe)
55.) Do u have any brothers or sisters? (3 straight brothers -only 1 speaks to me)
56.) Do u wanna get more plastic surgeries? (yes)
57.) What kind....? (big j-lo ass implants, boobs, nose)
58.) Are u much happier now as a girl? (yes, i feel much more comfortable)
59.) Do u plan on getting a full sex change? (nope, i like my big cock)
60.) If u want to be a girl, why keep it? (cause lot's of guys love chicks with dicks)
61.) Do u believe in god? (yes)
62.) Then why did u change ur gender? (cause he made a mistake, and i had to fix it) lol
63.) Are u drug addict? (nope)
64.) You ever experimented with drugs? (cocain)
65.) Do u believe in Aliens? (yes i do)
66.) Do people think ur fucked up? (yup, but i don't care)
67.) Are real women jealous of u? (some are, cause i make a hotter chick 4 a dude)
68.) Do trannys hate u too? (only the ugly fat nasty ones do) lol
69.) Why don't u dress normal? (cause i enjoy the attention & controversey that follows me)
70.) How much do u weight? (14Olbs)
71.) What is ur eye colour? (brown)
72.) Is that ur real tanned? (nope, tanning salone)
73.) Do u have many friends? (very few...most can't be trusted)
74.) Are u a famous celebrity? (blame the fucking internet for that one) lol
75.) Do u remember me Barbie? (nope, but u sure know who i am bitch!)
76.) Do ur nipples get hard/big like a real girl? (sometimes)
77.) What kind of food do u eat? (junk)
78.) What do a shemale means? (a dude that became a chick with fake boobs but still got a penis)
79.) Do cops ever stop u and ask u quesions? (all the fucking time)
80.) Have u ever been raped b4? (almost)
81.) Have u ever had 3somes b4? (a few times)
82.) You ever had public sex b4? (yup.. Mmmmmm)
83.) Why did u choosed the name Barbie Swallows? (cause its different and crazy,wild, fuckedup, and cause i like it)
84.) What is ur date of birth? une 16'th, 1982)
85.) When will u die? (u gotta ask ur god that one)
86.) You ever fooled around with a girl b4? (only licked there tits)
87.) Do u compete with women? (nope, only other shemales)
88.) How often do u think about sex? (24 hours/ 7 days a week)
89.) Do u enjoy getting ur ass licked? (Mmmmmm)
90.) Do u enjoy getting ur cock sucked? (yUp)
91.) Who do u idolize? (Pam Anderson)
92.) Oh my god, are u really a guy? (yea,, lol)
93.) Are u narcassistic? (very much so)
94.) Do u got any pets? (1 ugly dog, & a fucking cat)
95.) What's ur favourite site? (Perezhilton.com)
96.) Is it a choice to be gay? (sometimes, most are born like that, just like the handicaps)
97.) Are u addicted to pornography? (very much so)
98.) Are u anti-socail? (sometimes)
99.) Got any piercings? (my ears)
100. How many guys u slept with? (over 1OOO) lol

B@rbie Swallows

[Barbie_Swallows]

**** Top 2OO Most Annoying F**king Questions I Get For Being A Tranny! ****


101.) What is ur favourite colour? (pink)
102.) Oh my god, are u really a guy? (yes u dumb bitch)
103.) What's ur favourite movie? (the dark knight)
104.) Will u ever go back to being a man? (never)
105.) Do people discriminate u? (all the time)
106.) Do u go to the men bathroom or women? (handicap)
107.) Do u sit down and pee or stand up? (both, but mostly stand)
108.) If u do get a fake pussy, can u get ur period? (nope)
109.) How about get pregnet? (no ovaries) lol
110.) Will u ever get married? (no thanks, not my style)
111.) Will u ever adopted childrens? (no fucking way)
112.) Do people ever mistaken u as being black? (sometimes, cause i get way too dark from tanning)
113.) Do u work out and exercise? (too lazy)
114.) What do u do for fun? (suck & swallow)
115.) What do u hate? (annoying stupid people)
116.) Where have u traveled? (nyc, montreal, greece)
117.) Do straight men flirt with u? (all the time)
118.) Do men still wanna fool around with u once they know ur secret (most don't care)
119.) Who inspire u to get ur lips done? (amanda lepore, pete burns)
120.) What kind of music u like? (marilyn manson)
121.) Have u met him b4? (yup at his concert)
122.) What is ur horoscope sign? (gemini)
123.) What sign u don't get along with? (fucking scorpios)
124.) Where's ur favourite hang out spots? (strip clubs)
125.) Do people think ur alot younger then ur actual age? (i'm 26yrs. old, most say i look 21)
126.) Do u wear hair extentions? (sometimes)
127.) Do u drive a car? (nope)
128.) Are u rich? (most people think i am)
129.) You used to be so skinny, what happened? (i gotten older now)
130.) What's ur favourite porn site? (xtube.com)
131.) Have u ever sucked 2 cocks at once? (yup) lol
132.) You ever deep throat it? (i gag and choke on it)
133.) Do u smoke ciggaretts? (nope)
134.) Do u drink? (yes i do)
135.) When do u sleep? (during the day, and i'm up all nite like a vampire)
136.) Why do u repeat yourself? (incase ur not listening)
137.) Why do u like getting attention? (i got a dead soul)
138.) Hey Barbie, can i add u on facebook? (sure bitch)
139.) What was ur favourite show growing up? (the kids in the hall)
140.) Did u always wanted to be a woman? (yup, dreams do come to reality when believe in yourself)
141.) Have u met Allanah Starr & Gia Darling? (yup)
142.) Men who like shemales, are they normal? (most are fuckup and wierd)
143.) What kind of dirty fantasy men ask u to perform? (golden shower, 2girls1cup, no thanks)
144.) Have u ever been to canada's wonderland? (yup)
145.) Do people take u serious? (when i bitch at them they do)
146.) Why do u have such long nails? (i like it)
147.) What is ur fantasy? (being gang bang)
148.) Why do people dislike u? (insecurity, jealousy)
149.) Do u believe in adam & eve? (no,i believe in ken & barbie)
150.) Do u believe in ghosts? (yup)
151.) Am i gay if i suck dick? (go ask ur therapist)
152.) Do people think ur a freak? (yup)
153.) Do u think the world is gonna end soon? (one day it will)
154.) Why r u a whore? (easy money)
155.) Arn't u scared u might get aids/stds? (nope, i always played safe & get tested)
156.) Do u use sex toys? (yes i do)
157.) Do u got scars from ur implants? (small ones underneath)
158.) What kind of lip stick do u use? (l'oreal, mac ect...)
159.) Have u ever licked a pussy before? (nope)
160.) Do u enjoy getting ur ears licked? (i love it)
161.) Why are most gay men drama queens? (cause they wish they were girls)
162.) Why did u stopped taking hornones? (negative side effects)
163.) Such as? (depression, weight gain, sleeping all day, crying)
164.) How much do u charge men for sex? ($25O/1hr)
165.) Is it mostly old men? (yup, young guys are cheap)
166.) Do u speak a second language? (greek & english)
167.) Why do portugese hate greek people? (cause we beat them in euro soccer 2004)
168.) If a girl fingers my ass, and i get horny, am i gay? (a little)
169.) What do u wear when ur at home? (nothing, i love being naked)
170.) Do peope laugh & make fun of u? (sometimes, cause i'm different)
171.) You ever tasted ur own cum? (yup)
172.) You ever done 69 before? (i fucking love it)
173.) Do u believe ur going to hell or heaven? (already in hell now) lol
174.) How old did u started wearing makeup? (12yrs old)
175.) You ever wax ur body? (never)
176.) What are u afraid of? (getting old)
177.) Do u ever feel ashamed? (not really)
178.) What do u use to take off ur makeup? (cum shots)
179.) Do people think ur perverted? (i don't care)
180.) Do u use lube or spit for anal sex? (both)
181.) Do lesbians come on to u? (yup)
182.) Why can't u just be normal and simple? (find it too boring)
183.) Why do fags like Madonna so much? (cause they do)
184.) Will u ever have sex with a woman? (for the right price)
185.) If u go to jail, will be go to the men or women cell? (protected)
186.) Do u prefere big or small cocks? (thick monster ones)
187.) How old did u loose ur virginity at? (16yrs. old)
188.) Where do u want me to shoot my cum? (on my face)
189.) Do people always ask u for fashion advice? (all the time)
190.) How did u loose weight? (drink chinese green tea)
191.) Do u got a 6 sence? (sometimes)
192.) Do u ever have webcam sex? (all the time)
193.) Why do most shemales look like sluts? (most are whores)
194.) You ever had a boyfriend? (yup but he was boring in bed)
195.) Do u enjoy being single? (yup, more freedom)
196.) Do u like men or money more? ($$$$$$)
197.) You ever had sex in the shower? (yup)
198.) Do u have phone sex? (yes, it's my job)
199.) Are u a cross-dresser, drag queen, or a transsexual? (last one)
200.) Are you a hermaphadite? (nope, i'm a shemale)

B@rbie Swallows

[JAY_SAUGA]

201--what makes you do the things you do ( ? )

[Barbie_Swallows]

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!!!!

B@rbie Swallows

[toban]

Ohh, don't cry capitus

.......

At least you can count on WestJet to whisk you away from the barren prairies to Trannyland.

[Barbie_Swallows]

201.) Why do u talk about yourself all the time? (self obsessed)
202.) You ever tried to commite suicide b4? (yup)
203.) Are u ok Barbie, is everything ok? (fine thanks)
204.) How often do u suck cocks? (every now & then)
205.) Why don't u wear less makeup so u can look more believable as woman? (i find it 2 fucking boring!)
206.) Have u ever witness a murder? (nope)
207.) Why do u do this? (because i can u retard)
208.) Do u gamble? (yup 647 lotto tickets every wed/sat nights)
209.) Are u a sinner? (yes baby and proud of it)
210.) Do u got a cell phone? (yes i do bitch)
211.) Do u find text messaing highly addictive? (very much so)
212.) How often do u jerk off in a day? (way 2 much)
213.) You ever french kissed a guy? (yup)
214.) You ever gotten a hickie b4? (all over my neck & tits)
215.) You ever had sex in a porn cinema b4? (yup)
216.) How long do u take to put on ur makeup? (30-45 minutes)
217.) Do u like scary movies? (yup, but i prefere porn)
218.) Do u steal? (i'm very innocent like an angel)
219.) What will u do tomorrow? (suck dick & get fucked)
220.) You ever gave guys blow jobs in public bathrooms b4? (a few times) lol
221.) Will ur family ever accept u for being a tranny? (i don't think so)
222.) You ever tried to cut yourself with a knife? (yup)
223.) Why do u swear? (why are u such a loser?)
224.) Do u believe in evoultion? (yup)
225.) Well? (the monkey, the man, then the gun)
226.) Are u a shopaholic? (very much so)
227.) If u win a million dollars, what will u do? (travel around the world, buy a condo, more plastic surgeries)
228.) Will u share it with me? (will u blow me first?) lol
229.) Barbie, do u got some coke or know where i can get some? (do i look like somebody that knows)
230.) Will u let me borrow some money? (ask ur mom)
231.) Do u perform tonight in the drag shows? (nope, but i do perform a private xxx show)
232.) Will u ever find true love? (will u bitch?)
233.) Why are u so mean? (life experience)
234.) Do u think ur above average looking? (i sure am)
235.) Have u ever had sex with ur friends boyfriend b4? (yup, it's our secret)
236.) Why do u show cleavage? (show off my expensive boobs)
237.) If u were born a real girl, would ur life be alot easier? (duh)
238.) What is ur favourite drink? (coke(aine)
239.) You ever had sex & it sucked? (yup)
240.) Will u ever get back with ur x-bf dallas? (if he would fuck me good like a real man, sure)
241.) Why did u broke up with him? (he was a bottom & said he hated fags =closet case!)
242.) Are most men who like trannys bottoms? (about a good 90% are, and the other 10% are tops)
243.) How do u flirt with men? (look at there crotch & lick my lips)
244.) How do they flirt with u? (they touch themselves till they get hard)
245.) Are u a sexual creature? (yup)
246.) Are u open minded? (i sure am)
247.) Do u believe in karma? (oh my god, yes!)
248.) Can i give u a hug Barbie? (why so u can feel my big tits against u?)
249.) Will u get down on ur knees please? (money first)
250.) Do u got the time? (yup, do u got a big dick?)



B@rbie Swallows

[capitus]

Barbie, do you ever get any questions that do not annoy you? oops, I think I just came up with #251.

[i_love_shemales]

B@rbie Swallows
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I can imagine how annoying it can be. I'm not a TS, I'm a man but I've had women ask me dumb questions but not as many as what you get.

By the way, I'd love to suck your cock and drink your cum.