"Top 50 Most Annoying FUCKING Questions I Get!"

[BlueJack]

bah
you have weak standards for porn stars


you probably think her dingaling is 9 inches too

[aguyoutthere1]

There are no standards for porn. Porn is porn. For example, if you were searching the net and found a site where your wife was masturbating, would you accuse her of doing porn? Just a thought.

And I've seen photos of Barbie's dingaling and I would guess 5-6 inches. it is respectable and it is a beauty. For me, since she is mainly a bottom penis size does not matter as much.

KC

[LadyMissKier]

Wow, why is everyone crapping on the most entertaining person on here. When I search for porn, and find a Tgirl jerking off in a movie, that is a porn movie. So Barbie has appeared in a porn. And I really have to ask, who the hell are you LadyMissKier? From what I can tell you are pretty new here and I think you should spend more time making friends than enemies. People like you will come and go from this forum as you get upset with others. Leave Barbie alone, personally, I love her being on here. Give me a reason to come here waste some time in a day. Just my opinion.

KC

Actually she is quite the character. She attracts a lot of attention and I give it to her. Like I said; both her and I are guilty of feeding off attention, and the more we get, the more we give.

My motto: While the other people on the internet are real, its still the internet. Im just an IP address somewhere on this continent posting crap, and thats all I will ever be, on the internet.

[Barbie_Swallows]

Wow, why is everyone crapping on the most entertaining person on here. When I search for porn, and find a Tgirl jerking off in a movie, that is a porn movie. So Barbie has appeared in a porn. And I really have to ask, who the hell are you LadyMissKier? From what I can tell you are pretty new here and I think you should spend more time making friends than enemies. People like you will come and go from this forum as you get upset with others. Leave Barbie alone, personally, I love her being on here. Give me a reason to come here waste some time in a day. Just my opinion.

KC

Thank you KC for standing up for me.

[tslisaparadise]

with makeup off and big tits you still like to be called a he lol ?

questions? come one people do yu really think anybody would even talk to this nut job lol i didnt think so.never ever have i seen anyone with so little brain cells working then this piece of shit

[tslisaparadise]

Give yourself a reallity check Barbie.You think your a porn star because you did a jerk off shoot?: With a face like yours you don't have a chance of ever being a porn star.Maybe you could open up a ski hill resort with your nose.

And 1 question you left off is, Are you that fucked up in the head?

barbie fucked in the head lol good god what r the chances lol. maybe a drag queen lookalike lol thats about it.THE TOP 5 REASONS BARBIES FUCKED IN THE HEAD #5 to much crack #4 thinks shes famous in her own mind #3 spends way too much time a micky dees hence the big belly #2 cant afford to move out cause she spends her welfare cheque on male strippers and drum roll please #1 reason why barbies fucked in the head ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, her and her brother are actually the same person and she thought we all didnt know hahahaha

[JAY_SAUGA]

barbie fucked in the head lol good god what r the chances lol. maybe a drag queen lookalike lol thats about it.THE TOP 5 REASONS BARBIES FUCKED IN THE HEAD #5 to much crack #4 thinks shes famous in her own mind #3 spends way too much time a micky dees hence the big belly #2 cant afford to move out cause she spends her welfare cheque on male strippers and drum roll please #1 reason why barbies fucked in the head ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, her and her brother are actually the same person and she thought we all didnt know hahahaha

LMAO @ the #1 reason

[Barbie_Swallows]

**** Top 1OO Most Annoying F**king Questions I Get For Being A Tranny! ****

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1.) What do ur parents think of u? (mom won't talk 2 me, dad is cool with it)
2.) Are u a boy or a girl? (born male, now a shemale by choicel)
3.) What is ur real name as a man? (*****)
4.) Do u got pictures of u as a dude? (yup)
5.) How many surgeries have u had? (Boobs, Lips, Lazer)
6.) Are ur boobs real? (nope, saline implants $6,OOO)
7.) What kind of job do u have? (escort, stripper, porn star)
8.) Do u prefere to be called a he or a she? (with makeup, a she, without a he) lol
9.) Do people take pictures of u? (all the time)
10.) Do u regret making ur decision to be a girl? (nope)
11.) Do u got a penis or a vagina? (dick)
12.) Do u got any tattos? (only fakes ones) lol
13.) Do u shave or had lazer done? (both)
14.) What will u do when ur older? (work as a nurse) NOT!
15.) How much money do u make? (more then losers at mcdonals)
16.) Do u have sex with men or women? (guys only)
17.) Who do ur makeup? (I do it myself)
18.) How tall are u without ur heels/platforms? (5'5)
19.) Is that ur real voice? (yes but sometimes i act)
20.) Are ur eyebrows real? lol (they are plugged very thin & painted on)
21.) Do u spit or swallows? (both, but i mostly swallow)
22.) May i touch ur boobs please? (only if ur a lesbian)
23.) Are u on female estrogen hormones pills? (not anymore, thank god)
24.) Where do u get #*@%ed, if u don't got a pussy? (my ass)
25.) Is ur eye colour real or is it contacts? (both)
26.) How do u look like without all ur makeup? (Ken)
27.) How big is ur tranny cock? (9 inchs)
28.) Do u shoot cum or not? (yup)
29.) Are u a top or a bottom? (both -but prefere getting it from behind)
30.) Can i touch ur ass? (maybe)
31.) Where do u live? (toronto)
32.) What is ur background, where u from? (Greece)
33.) Do u shave down there? (always)
34.) Are u cut or uncut? (uncut)
35.) What size are ur plastic boobs? (d cup)
36.) What doctor did ur surgery? (Dr. Mark Dupere)
37.) Have u met or know who Nina Arsenault is? (yup)
38.) Am I gay if i like chicks with dicks? (a little)
39.) Have u ever tricked any boys b4? (a few blow jobs here and there, lol)
40.) You ever had sex with a girl before? (never, scared 2)
41.) Were u depressed as a guy? (very much so, hated it)
42.) Do people always ask u personal questions? (most of the time)
43.) Do people staire at u everywhere u go? (always)
44.) Are u really Greek? (yes & i love it doggy!)
45.) Why don't u wear mini skirts? (big toy)
46.) How do u hide ur dick? (tuck my cock between my legs in my thong)
47.) How much money have u spent on being a t-girl? (lost count)
48.) Do ur ID card says Male or Female? (Health card says F, & the rest M)
49.) Are u in School? (nope, got kicked out)
50.) Can u suck ur own cock Barbie? (not anymore) lol
51.) Is ur hair real? (yes but just dyed blonde)
52.) Are ur nails real? (nope)
53.) Are ur lips real? (nope, got them done like 4 times $8OO)
54.) Were u sexually molested as a child? (maybe)
55.) Do u have any brothers or sisters? (3 straight brothers -only 1 speaks to me)
56.) Do u wanna get more plastic surgeries? (yes)
57.) What kind....? (big j-lo ass implants, boobs, nose)
58.) Are u much happier now as a girl? (yes, i feel much more comfortable)
59.) Do u plan on getting a full sex change? (nope, i like my big cock)
60.) If u want to be a girl, why keep it? (cause lot's of guys love chicks with dicks)
61.) Do u believe in god? (yes)
62.) Then why did u change ur gender? (cause he made a mistake, and i had to fix it) lol
63.) Are u drug addict? (nope)
64.) You ever experimented with drugs? (cocain)
65.) Do u believe in Aliens? (yes i do)
66.) Do people think ur #*@%ed up? (yup, but i don't care)
67.) Are real women jealous of u? (some are, cause i make a hotter chick for a dude)
68.) Do trannys hate u too? (only the ugly fat ones) lol
69.) Why don't u dress normal? (cause i enjoy the attention & controversey that follows me)
70.) How much do u weight? (14Olbs)
71.) What is ur eye colour? (brown)
72.) Is that ur real tanned? (nope, tanning salone)
73.) Do u have many friends? (very few...most can't be trusted)
74.) Are u a famous celebrity? (blame the #*@%ing internet for that one) lol
75.) Do u remember me Barbie? (nope, but u sure know who i am bitch!)
76.) Do ur nipples get hard/big like a real girl? (sometimes)
77.) What kind of food do u eat? (junk)
78.) What do a shemale means? (a dude that became a chick with fake boobs but still got a penis)
79.) Do cops ever stop u and ask u quesions? (all the #*@%ing time)
80.) Have u ever been raped b4? (almost)
81.) Have u ever had 3somes b4? (a few times)
82.) You ever had public sex b4? (yup.. Mmmmmm)
83.) Why did u choosed the name Barbie Swallows? (cause its different and crazy,wild, #*@%edup, and cause i like it)
84.) What is ur date of birth? une 16'th, 1982)
85.) When will u die? (u gotta ask ur god that one)
86.) You ever fooled around with a girl b4? (only licked there tits)
87.) Do u compete with women? (nope, only other shemales)
88.) How often do u think about sex? (24 hours/ 7 days a week)
89.) Do u enjoy getting ur ass licked? (Mmmmmm)
90.) Do u enjoy getting ur cock sucked? (yUp)
91.) Who do u idolize? (Pam Anderson)
92.) Oh my god, are u really a guy? (yea,, lol)
93.) Are u narcassistic? (very much so)
94.) Do u got any pets? (1 ugly dog, & a #*@%ing cat)
95.) What's ur favourite site? (Perezhilton.com)
96.) Is it a choice to be gay? (sometimes, most are born like that, just like the handicaps)
97.) Are u addicted to pornography? (very much so)
98.) Are u anti-socail? (sometimes)
99.) Got any piercings? (my ears)
100. How many guys u slept with? (over 1OOO) lol

[aguyoutthere1]

Wow, I was surprised. If you stop doing # 77 then # 70 will go down. Then again you probably have 10 lbs of boobage.

KC

[Ana]

There are no standards for porn. Porn is porn. For example, if you were searching the net and found a site where your wife was masturbating, would you accuse her of doing porn? Just a thought.

And I've seen photos of Barbie's dingaling and I would guess 5-6 inches. it is respectable and it is a beauty. For me, since she is mainly a bottom penis size does not matter as much.

KC

LOL Then we all should protest to have Toronto's very own Celebrity Porn Star Barbie entered in the next AVN's? Sounds like an idea to me... Maybe I will do some solo jurk off video's and distribute them through my website maybe I can get entered in the AVN's as well?

[Amethyst Dark]

50 questions

I find I get most of those questions when I reveal that I'm TS. I'd rather the questions cuz "there are no stupid questions unless they are UNASKED!" I'd rather educate then propogate ignorance.

If people don't know that shemale is of 2 things; pre-op and non-op.... If they don't know that this process is supposed to be for those with a female mind in a male's body... If they don't know that every Tgrrl is *not* going to hit on them just cuz they have "parts" (like theirs are *more* special cuz they're a guy).... If they don't know that there are about 16,8xx Tgrrls in the world and *only* 3+ billion guys on the planet ....

Just a concept

[JAY_SAUGA]

If people don't know that shemale is of 2 things; pre-op and non-op....

pre-op and non-op dont they both mean no operation ?

i think u mean pre-op and post-op, are you sure your a shemale lol

[Amethyst Dark]

pre: as in before, post: as in after, and non: as in never... op meaning operation

Thanx for axin' Jay

[JAY_SAUGA]

pre: as in before, post: as in after, and non: as in never... op meaning operation

Thanx for axin' Jay

oh i was just confused cuz i usually hear shemales calling themselves
pre-op and they dont evr plan on getting the operation done..
fome today on i will call them no ops lol

[Rockheart]

If people don't know that shemale is of 2 things; pre-op and non-op.... If they don't know that this process is supposed to be for those with a female mind in a male's body... If they don't know that every Tgrrl is *not* going to hit on them just cuz they have "parts" (like theirs are *more* special cuz they're a guy).... If they don't know that there are about 16,8xx Tgrrls in the world and *only* 3+ billion guys on the planet ....

Just a concept

Well I think there is alot more tgirls that around the world.
You may have a lopsided view being in Calgary, as it is one sided there

According to
http://www.transsexual.org/what.html
1 transsexual per 30,000 people is the estimate.
6,000,000,000,000 people in the world.
=200,000,000 transsexuals on earth approximately.
subtract 50% for FTM transsexuals
=100,000,000 MTF transsexuals.
Compare this to total number of men
3,000,000,000,000
but then subtract
100,000,000 MTF transsexuals first.
=2999900000000 non transsexual men
so that gives us:
100,000,000/2999900000000

1/29999
1 transsexual per 29,999 non transsexual men.

This does not even take into account crossdressers, transvestites and any others that may be considered "tgirls"
Also I said 50% of all transsexuals are FTM but most likely only 30% or less are FTM, so there may be even more MTF transsexuals that I have actually estimated.
Also u really should subtract gay men from the total of available men.

This also does not consider urban vs rural population.
The ratio of transsexuals in urban areas will be substantially higher than for other areas.

Given this I would think that in large urban areas there could be 1 mtf transsexual per 3000 people perhaps.

Thankyou very much, I will be lecturing at harvard on thursday