"Top 3O Fucking Rules Before Calling A Shemale Escort" ... (B@rbie Swallows & Kimmy)

[hung&tight]

When u have an x-boyfriend that says he loves u, then the next minute he cheats on u behind ur back & fucks an ugly drag queen name soda & other cheap looking cross-dressers too. I think that will give u a bit of attitude just naturally. That explains why i hate guys in general, cause guys are a bunch of ASSHOLES! What about having a fucking mother, that would call me names and put me down everyday when i used to come home from work or from school. She would say stuff like ur going to hell when u die & ur a fucking faggot, and you'll never be a real woman even if u do get breast inplants one day. I told the fucking cunt, i don't wanna be a real woman anyways, i like being both, just a shemale. Imagine having a mother like mines that would do the sign of a cross everytime she's see's u walk pass by her or puts holy oil in ur milk and forces u to drink it before u leave to go to school.

Yup she did that when i was 11 years old. She would say stuff like, i am possessed by 13 demons, or evil spirits in my body and i need GOD in my life and repent! My mom & other mother fuckers would say stuff like stop listening to Marilyn Manson, cause he's a bad influence on u ect.... I had this crazy bitch johovawitness woman, detroyed all my MM stuff, all my gothic shit at a teenager and destroyed in, and return payed me $1OO. Funny thing is, i got all my stuff back from the garbage bin once she left my place. What about having the same school teacher at age 9, 10 & 11, name Miss. Seath who would make me cry everyday after and during going to school. Yea, she used to say horrible things about me, like i'm satan and shit and i remember one time she asked me, if i was taking any drugs, like smoking pot or doing cocaine, or extacy, or if i smoke or drinking.

I was just laughing, and she asked me to look at her straight in the eyes and be serious. I was like no, i don't do that. She couldn't understand why i was so hyper. She would be such a bitch towards me. I just wanted to die, having a school teacher like her. She was a FAT cunt who was miserable and was taking all of her frusterations out on me. On top of that the principial was also giving me problems too, cause he was of course on her side. I had this chubby girl in school kept calling me a fucking faggot and that i act like such a girl. I told this bitch, say this to my face one more time, and watch what i'm gonna fucking do to u. So she called me a faggot again, so i kicked her in her vagina, and she laughed and said hahaha, that didn't hurt me! Then 10 seconds later she started crying so loud in pain, and said i was gonna tell the teacher.

I was like go ahead u dumb bitch, u started it, u fucking retard, lol. I had many bad child hood experiences with assholes. Hmmmm, let me remember, the time i walked in on my mom having sex with her boyfriend Jimmy the greek. Yup, i was only 10yrs old, and i walked in on them and i was like mommy what are u doing? She yelled at me and said, oh my god, get the hell out of here, ur an evil child, ur sick, ur sick, get out of here, and go move in with ur father! Her bf was a married man, and she didn't cared, she was still screwing him. I had monkeys in my old nabourhood that used to throw stones at me for no reason. I guess they hated me cause they were homophobic cause i was so over the top with my style,lol.

I can go on and on, or maybe just a write a book and explain my fucked up child hood. If u think my life was easy, ur wrong. It was never easy growing up, and it sure not easy now being an adult, lol. Lets just say everywhere i go, people & society are gonna give me problems. I guess they fear me cause i'm different or are jealous cause i'm expressing my indivisuality and there stuck in the closet trying to please everybody else. I realized people hated me cause i wasn't conforming to society standards which what is NORMAL sopposed to be like. Having a cunt mother like mines, that would call the cops on me all the time for no reason, just because she hated faggots! I remember she would talk to be about her sex life as a teenager, how she would have sex with these guys. Now that i'm older and talk so openly about sex, she dosen't like it. Well she should blame her self for raising me like a sex crazed porn child! LOL

p.s. That explains why i never like giving people hugs or kiss's, cause i know one day there gonna betray u and fuck u over big time sooner or later. And i'm usually right, that's why i stay far away from fucking losers!

B@rbie Swallows

you're such a cry baby, lol
live life like you made it up, doesnt matter how fucked up your childhood was, think about how fucked up your life is going to be if u always blame others(mother and x-bf) for being the way u are.

[taylorwood]

When u have an x-boyfriend that says he loves u, then the next minute he cheats on u behind ur back & fucks an ugly drag queen name soda & other cheap looking cross-dressers too. I think that will give u a bit of attitude just naturally. That explains why i hate guys in general, cause guys are a bunch of ASSHOLES! What about having a fucking mother, that would call me names and put me down everyday when i used to come home from work or from school. She would say stuff like ur going to hell when u die & ur a fucking faggot, and you'll never be a real woman even if u do get breast inplants one day. I told the fucking cunt, i don't wanna be a real woman anyways, i like being both, just a shemale. Imagine having a mother like mines that would do the sign of a cross everytime she's see's u walk pass by her or puts holy oil in ur milk and forces u to drink it before u leave to go to school.

Yup she did that when i was 11 years old. She would say stuff like, i am possessed by 13 demons, or evil spirits in my body and i need GOD in my life and repent! My mom & other mother fuckers would say stuff like stop listening to Marilyn Manson, cause he's a bad influence on u ect.... I had this crazy bitch johovawitness woman, detroyed all my MM stuff, all my gothic shit at a teenager and destroyed in, and return payed me $1OO. Funny thing is, i got all my stuff back from the garbage bin once she left my place. What about having the same school teacher at age 9, 10 & 11, name Miss. Seath who would make me cry everyday after and during going to school. Yea, she used to say horrible things about me, like i'm satan and shit and i remember one time she asked me, if i was taking any drugs, like smoking pot or doing cocaine, or extacy, or if i smoke or drinking.

I was just laughing, and she asked me to look at her straight in the eyes and be serious. I was like no, i don't do that. She couldn't understand why i was so hyper. She would be such a bitch towards me. I just wanted to die, having a school teacher like her. She was a FAT cunt who was miserable and was taking all of her frusterations out on me. On top of that the principial was also giving me problems too, cause he was of course on her side. I had this chubby girl in school kept calling me a fucking faggot and that i act like such a girl. I told this bitch, say this to my face one more time, and watch what i'm gonna fucking do to u. So she called me a faggot again, so i kicked her in her vagina, and she laughed and said hahaha, that didn't hurt me! Then 10 seconds later she started crying so loud in pain, and said i was gonna tell the teacher.

I was like go ahead u dumb bitch, u started it, u fucking retard, lol. I had many bad child hood experiences with assholes. Hmmmm, let me remember, the time i walked in on my mom having sex with her boyfriend Jimmy the greek. Yup, i was only 10yrs old, and i walked in on them and i was like mommy what are u doing? She yelled at me and said, oh my god, get the hell out of here, ur an evil child, ur sick, ur sick, get out of here, and go move in with ur father! Her bf was a married man, and she didn't cared, she was still screwing him. I had monkeys in my old nabourhood that used to throw stones at me for no reason. I guess they hated me cause they were homophobic cause i was so over the top with my style,lol.

I can go on and on, or maybe just a write a book and explain my fucked up child hood. If u think my life was easy, ur wrong. It was never easy growing up, and it sure not easy now being an adult, lol. Lets just say everywhere i go, people & society are gonna give me problems. I guess they fear me cause i'm different or are jealous cause i'm expressing my indivisuality and there stuck in the closet trying to please everybody else. I realized people hated me cause i wasn't conforming to society standards which what is NORMAL sopposed to be like. Having a cunt mother like mines, that would call the cops on me all the time for no reason, just because she hated faggots! I remember she would talk to be about her sex life as a teenager, how she would have sex with these guys. Now that i'm older and talk so openly about sex, she dosen't like it. Well she should blame her self for raising me like a sex crazed porn child! LOL

p.s. That explains why i never like giving people hugs or kiss's, cause i know one day there gonna betray u and fuck u over big time sooner or later. And i'm usually right, that's why i stay far away from fucking losers!

B@rbie Swallows

soda is hot as FUCK. shut up barbie

[TSmerve]

🤣 100% i couldnt agree with you more girlzzzzz

[Locomotion]

🤣 100% i couldnt agree with you more girlzzzzz

Ya know, this thread is from 2010...

[FalconHeavy]

Ya know, this thread is from 2010...

Oh-oh! Get back in the Delorean....

[Jake163]

You gals

This made me smile you girls are to much Thanks for being you

Lexi , you’re absolutely beautiful , hope to meet you someday

[eagle432]

I'm honestly wondering about who in their right minds would go to see these two shemales. I used to visit Kim in the mid 1990's and it was a mediocre experience at best. I had no choice back then as there were not many shemale escorts around.

[cocacola1984]

I'm honestly wondering about who in their right minds would go to see these two shemales. I used to visit Kim in the mid 1990's and it was a mediocre experience at best. I had no choice back then as there were not many shemale escorts around.

Remember when all we had for choices was the classified section of eye weekly. We have come a long way.

[cocacola1984]

Someone used to post scans of the free papers here every week.

Ladyplus started early and there was a few internet sites. Eros was semi popular for a while as well Toronto Exotics.
SMC started in 2002 but was initially only for the models i shot.

Yes, I also remember theredzone was popular one along with the previously mentioned Eros guide. That ladyplus with the weekly photos from the goodhandy parties was a blast back in the day.