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[rider014]

Soooooo?

It started with me crying, "Please don't shoot me!". I was laid down on the highway, the searched my car, asked me a load of weird questions. This was one of those moments where I was happy I had no drugs on me.

I just wasn't paying attention more than it was a mph problem. I got clocked at 88mph in a 60mph zone about 180$ if I remember...which you also have to pay on the spot.





I wasn't paying attention...one of those beautiful summer drives, top down, great tunes...learnt my lesson, make sure you have a good radar detector.

You never did say whether or not those nice officers found your ahem "concealed" weapon Miss

[Gypsy1955]

Phone up ass :-)

Yes exactly and he's all concerned citizen investigative reporter doing the right thing then "What? No I'm not giving you my name!" LOL

We had a prisoner come in to our jail and regulations state any inmate coming in from outside they are subject to strip/cavity search. Yes sir-eee mate! The ole turn around...bend over...spread em! It's not pleasant! :-( We could see something in there (barf) but the inmate wouldn't give it up so in a holding cell with a bucket he went till he had no choice but to pass it. Not until he got scared from bleeding out of his ass did he finally give it up. Moral of the story, that doing the video idiot could have come in the same way...only his ass force fed a cell phone lol

[Shyla Wild]

You never did say whether or not those nice officers found your ahem "concealed" weapon Miss

Im from Quebec and my ID says M until the day I have SRS unless they change the law. They knew I was packing...

[Shyla Wild]

We had a prisoner come in to our jail and regulations state any inmate coming in from outside they are subject to strip/cavity search. Yes sir-eee mate! The ole turn around...bend over...spread em! It's not pleasant! :-( We could see something in there (barf) but the inmate wouldn't give it up so in a holding cell with a bucket he went till he had no choice but to pass it. Not until he got scared from bleeding out of his ass did he finally give it up. Moral of the story, that doing the video idiot could have come in the same way...only his ass force fed a cell phone lol

This guy goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he has a gerbil up his butt. The doctor looks at him weird and removes it. The next week the same guy is in his office. Same problem. Gerbil up the butt. Once again the doctor removes it. This goes on for a few months until one day the doctor get frustrated and tells the patient he no longer want to see him in his office with this problem. The next week, the doctor walks out and sees him sitting uncomfortably in the waiting room. The doctor walks over and asks, "What is wrong this time?", to which the patient responds "I have a cat up my ass." The doctor is both shocked and confused and asks, "But why do you have a cat up your butt?" The patient looks at him in a puzzled manor and asks "How ask was I going to get the gerbil out?"

[Gypsy1955]

Here's one for ya Shyla

This guy goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he has a gerbil up his butt. The doctor looks at him weird and removes it. The next week the same guy is in his office. Same problem. Gerbil up the butt. Once again the doctor removes it. This goes on for a few months until one day the doctor get frustrated and tells the patient he no longer want to see him in his office with this problem. The next week, the doctor walks out and sees him sitting uncomfortably in the waiting room. The doctor walks over and asks, "What is wrong this time?", to which the patient responds "I have a cat up my ass." The doctor is both shocked and confused and asks, "But why do you have a cat up your butt?" The patient looks at him in a puzzled manor and asks "How ask was I going to get the gerbil out?"

Shyla was on vacation in New York, it was a beautiful day...warm, sunny. She went for a drive in her car, the tunes cranked up, windows down, hair blowing in the wind...speeding. She got caught by the police and pulled over.

After receiving her ticket she said to the officer "officer, I don't think this is fair. There was plenty of other speeders driving as fast as I was! Why did I get a ticket?" The polite officer asked Shyla, "do you fish?" Shyla said "yes Officer" with a grin the officer said "ever catch all the fish?!" Lol

[Shyla Wild]

Shyla was on vacation in New York, it was a beautiful day...warm, sunny. She went for a drive in her car, the tunes cranked up, windows down, hair blowing in the wind...speeding. She got caught by the police and pulled over.

After receiving her ticket she said to the officer "officer, I don't think this is fair. There was plenty of other speeders driving as fast as I was! Why did I get a ticket?" The polite officer asked Shyla, "do you fish?" Shyla said "yes Officer" with a grin the officer said "ever catch all the fish?!" Lol

Touch?...

[Gypsy1955]

Just havin fun...

Touch?...

You're my fantasy girl so I don't want you angry with me.

[TSFantasia]

Im from Quebec and my ID says M until the day I have SRS unless they change the law. They knew I was packing...

I poked a pin through the M in mine before it was changed . Just say "I dunno I must have sat on a tack!"

[Shyla Wild]

You're my fantasy girl so I don't want you angry with me.

That's so sweet....

I poked a pin through the M in mine before it was changed . Just say "I dunno I must have sat on a tack!"

I won't dare...I travel a lot and I don't want to be held or detained for invalid ID or worse...Fraud.

[TSFantasia]

That's so sweet....



I won't dare...I travel a lot and I don't want to be held or detained for invalid ID or worse...Fraud.

I was wondering why I was getting so may body cavity searches at checkstops and airports! "Officer that's not your gloved hand?! Oh my!"

[xoxJanexox]

Give any human being authority and just see how they will abuse it at the first instance possible! The only thing which limit each of us from abusing others is the law!

[Guest]

Demoted

Good morning all,

I just heard that cop was demoted from a supervisor constable to a regular constable.

That's his punishment.

I am certain if a cop sees you recording him, he will not like it, AT ALL, after this. Probably make up some law on the spot to arrest you for...well, for something.



EDIT:
....invasion of privacy, maybe.

Babe,
xoxo

[Raging Bob]

I was thinking what a cool and generous cop when I read the title, now I'm like what a stereotypical cop. This cop sounds like a bully, but I know there are good ones out there too.

Only the bad ever make the news....keeps all the stereotypes alive.

[TSFantasia]

Only the bad ever make the news....keeps all the stereotypes alive.

I personally have not had a bad experience with an officer who was not behaving professionally or was acting arrogantly. I have been "let off the hook" with a warning instead a ticket several times, mostly due to maintaining a respectful attitude towards the officer. I once had a $160 speeding ticket reduced to $40 in court, because at that time it truly would have been a financial hardship for me to pay the initial amount. The Judge's decision was based on the officers report of my attitude towards him. The Judge after changing the amount to $40 actually asked me "Is that amount ok? Can you afford to pay that?" !

So to me it all comes down to showing a respectful attitude to our "Men & Women in Blue", who are risking their lives everyday to keep us safe.

[Gypsy1955]

I personally have not had a bad experience with an officer who was not behaving professionally or was acting arrogantly. I have been "let off the hook" with a warning instead a ticket several times, mostly due to maintaining a respectful attitude towards the officer. I once had a $160 speeding ticket reduced to $40 in court, because at that time it truly would have been a financial hardship for me to pay the initial amount. The Judge's decision was based on the officers report of my attitude towards him. The Judge after changing the amount to $40 actually asked me "Is that amount ok? Can you afford to pay that?" !

So to me it all comes down to showing a respectful attitude to our "Men & Women in Blue", who are risking their lives everyday to keep us safe.

without a doubt most of us trust and respect our Law Enforcement Officers and Justice System. I also have been let off the hook several times of which I was (am) grateful. Respect seems to be the forgotten word in today's society. For me saying "sorry Officer I screwed up" worked. For you...being a lovely, beautiful, polite, respectful young lady, flashing a smile with a twinkle in your eye...you probably didn't have to say a word lol! Oh oh...another stereotype!