Just wondering what your routine is and if you use an enema or what. Sometimes it can get rather yukky if you look at the condom after and you see some brown stuff on it.
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Yucky for sure, but this beats 'em all!
Originally posted by Borat View PostJust wondering what your routine is and if you use an enema or what. Sometimes it can get rather yukky if you look at the condom after and you see some brown stuff on it.
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Do not and I repeat do not use enemas! Use a douche bottle from a sex store for anal douching. An enema is meant for completely clearing out your bowels and you will continue to be full of it so to speak which makes for a very embarrassing and unpleasant experience. As well a clean diet as in no garbage food such as lots of carbs etc also helps ALOT!
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agree with candyland.
but also enemas used too often are damaging.
i think best option is go for a big shit beforehand, like an hour or two, and afterwards just wash yourself out in the shower. if you're regular and healthy, then you shouldn't need to go after that for a few hours yet. that's a big enough window to take some pole, and not get it on her dick lol.
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More on anal cleanliness!
I have to respond to both of these statements!
Originally posted by CandyLand View PostDo not and I repeat do not use enemas! Use a douche bottle from a sex store for anal douching. An enema is meant for completely clearing out your bowels and you will continue to be full of it so to speak which makes for a very embarrassing and unpleasant experience. As well a clean diet as in no garbage food such as lots of carbs etc also helps ALOT!
Squeeze bottles/bulbs that are sold for anal cleansing can be inherently dangerous as there is a distinct possibility of faecal matter being sucked back into the bulb where it can remain, allowing potential pathogens to multiply and re-infect later.
Originally posted by cameeindos View Postagree with candyland.
but also enemas used too often are damaging.
i think best option is go for a big shit beforehand, like an hour or two, and afterwards just wash yourself out in the shower. if you're regular and healthy, then you shouldn't need to go after that for a few hours yet. that's a big enough window to take some pole, and not get it on her dick lol.
Your first statement may possibly be true but since so few of us can afford to visit their favourite TS provider so often that soap and/or douching might cause such damage, it is highly unlikely that there will be any danger of damaging anything by over use of so small a quantity of soap, as might be used in preparing a ?soap enema? (a few drops of dish soap e.g. diluted in 3-4 L of water)! As for the big dump an hour or two before too big a chance there will be several fresh deposits made which means there's a chance of a "brownout" happening! Good luck!
Hell, it is not even necessary to use soap at all - JUST USE PLAIN OLD TAP WATER! It won?t be as easy or come as clean but it'd be better than nothing.
BTW How do you wash yourself out in the shower? Stand on your head maybe?
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Geez, if soap was so damaging I?m sure our mothers would never have washed our mouths with it as they did when we experimented with our newly learned words from the playground!
For those who believe soap is so dangerous to the body and prefer to use the ?drug store type? squeezable enema products, have you even taken a look at the ?active contents? on the label?
And you thought soap was bad!!
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Originally posted by toban View PostI have to respond to both of these statements!
I believe you are confusing clearing just the lower bowel (douching) with completely cleaning it out which requires both several days of full fast plus chemical stimulation. With most normal douching which is still technically an enema, there is never enough solution used to ever get up anywhere near the large intestine (the bowels) so it remains held largely within the rectum which is nothing but a small storage area for faeces to be held until such a time and place comes along that makes it convenient for our body to ?dump? the load!
Squeeze bottles/bulbs that are sold for anal cleansing can be inherently dangerous as there is a distinct possibility of faecal matter being sucked back into the bulb where it can remain, allowing potential pathogens to multiply and re-infect later.
Your first statement may possibly be true but since so few of us can afford to visit their favourite TS provider so often that soap and/or douching might cause such damage, it is highly unlikely that there will be any danger of damaging anything by over use of so small a quantity of soap, as might be used in preparing a ?soap enema? (a few drops of dish soap e.g. diluted in 3-4 L of water)! As for the big dump an hour or two before too big a chance there will be several fresh deposits made which means there's a chance of a "brownout" happening! Good luck!
Hell, it is not even necessary to use soap at all - JUST USE PLAIN OLD TAP WATER! It won?t be as easy or come as clean but it'd be better than nothing.
BTW How do you wash yourself out in the shower? Stand on your head maybe?
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Geez, if soap was so damaging I?m sure our mothers would never have washed our mouths with it as they did when we experimented with our newly learned words from the playground!
For those who believe soap is so dangerous to the body and prefer to use the ?drug store type? squeezable enema products, have you even taken a look at the ?active contents? on the label?
And you thought soap was bad!!
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Disposable Douches for me
I almost always top in my sessions, but when I do need to prepare I just use the disposable douches that you can find in all pharmacies and most (if not all) big grocery stores.
Just dump them out (they have some kind of vinegar solution in them) and fill them with warm water. Rinse yourself out 2 or 3 times until the water comes out clean and you are good to go. Then you can throw it out.
My only pro tip would be to do some squats and leg stretching beforehand to make sure you didn't trap any air inside you, because even though you won't have to worry about any brown issues, farts can spoil the romance too.
One girl who I have seen many times over the years says that she doesn't do anything to prepare...I think she has a size limit of who she will let top her though. (maybe that makes a difference too)
p.s. I started preparing this way from what I read on this site, so if you do some more searching you should find more threads about this....and that's why the Leafs will never win the cup
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Originally posted by northernguy222 View PostI almost always top in my sessions, but when I do need to prepare I just use the disposable douches that you can find in all pharmacies and most (if not all) big grocery stores.
Just dump them out (they have some kind of vinegar solution in them) and fill them with warm water. Rinse yourself out 2 or 3 times until the water comes out clean and you are good to go. Then you can throw it out.
My only pro tip would be to do some squats and leg stretching beforehand to make sure you didn't trap any air inside you, because even though you won't have to worry about any brown issues, farts can spoil the romance too.
One girl who I have seen many times over the years says that she doesn't do anything to prepare...I think she has a size limit of who she will let top her though. (maybe that makes a difference too)
p.s. I started preparing this way from what I read on this site, so if you do some more searching you should find more threads about this.
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Clean as a whistle
Originally posted by CandyLand View PostEvery single client I have ever had who has used an enema has taken a shit on my bed because it has done far to good a job of cleaning them out but they thought they were completely clean when in fact they were still a shitty mess. But hey what would I know? Using an anal douche up to an hour before your session is far better in terms of not shitting yourself. You are supposed to clean your douche bottle much like you clean your sex toys and can do this in a dishwasher. Hope you have enjoyed my super disgusting post!
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Originally posted by diggerdan View PostWell I bought the douche kit. Read all the litature on the subject. Made a date , got clean as a whistle for my first time. Then my date could not make the agreed time "Oh Bother"
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