Money!

[Lani]

No disrespect to markerverse or jenllani. I like reading their threads and I really love telling and hearing jokes and riddles from everyone. I've shared some of mine here but I was wondering if maybe there should just be a separate thread for "Jokes only"?

DO YOU THINK THIS ONE IS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?





HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

[Foreskinned]

Money can't buy happiness but lots of ways to be happy.

[Rantsalot]

...

Not at all Jenllani I didn't think those pics were funny but there are other posts on this thread like the thermometer story for example, that was amusing and in markerverse's "Levity" page, most posts on that are clearly for humor.

I'm just asking if you and everyone else would be up for a "Jokes only" thread.

I don't know what more to say.... just an idea

[Lani]

It's Okay!

Not at all Jenllani I didnt think those pics were funny but there are other posts on this thread and in others that are clearly for humor. I'm just asking if you and everyone else would be up for a "Jokes only" thread.

I don't know what more to say.... just an idea

It's okay! I didn't take it personally, and I'm sure neither is Markerverse. so relax!

[Rantsalot]

...

Cool Jenllani. Glad you saw it that way and hopefully we can continue to get along as also everyone else here.

So what do you say Who's up for a "Jokes only" thread or section?

[Lani]

I'M ALL FOR IT. But I have a feeling that only very few people would contribute to that section, therefore it's more waste of space and money. So! just be patient reading those jokes and funny anecdotes in the chat section once in awhile. I don't think I can put up so many more anyway, as I'm running out of resources and I'm waiting for people to jump in with their own, but seems no one is interested or have a time and I don't have much to put up on my thread of 'shemales who don't need a thong' as well, and to be honest it consumed a lot on my bandwidth limit, as I don't have a highspeed connection and i'm only limited to a certain use. But because I want to contribute here as much as I could and to keep this forum pleasant, especially to the newcomers. And I'm glad the cruel exchanges of bad words and character assasinations are somewhat limited if not totally eliminated. And I don't know, this forum is the only site where I could be myself and express myself, expose my soul and to be understood amongst the people who are considered different from the rest of the big big population. Anyhow, I was hoping that the small contributions I could offer to this network isn't a big nuisance to the majority of the members here. And I could only hope that I am not wasting their time, if by accident or by mistake they have clicked on my post.

sincerely, jenllani

[Rantsalot]

...

Aaah...Sensual_lover20

No worries Jenllani. Just an idea I'd thought I'd share.

[Lani]

To request for a joke section for now, I think isn't viable.

I'M ALL FOR IT. But I have a feeling that only very few people would contribute to that section, therefore it's more waste of space and money. So! just be patient reading those jokes and funny anecdotes in the chat section once in awhile. I don't think I can put up so many more anyway, as I'm running out of resources and I'm waiting for people to jump in with their own, but seems no one is interested or have a time and I don't have much to put up on my thread of 'shemales who don't need a thong' as well, and to be honest it consumed a lot on my bandwidth limit, as I don't have a highspeed connection and i'm only limited to a certain use. But because I want to contribute here as much as I could and to keep this forum pleasant, especially to the newcomers. And I'm glad the cruel exchanges of bad words and character assasinations are somewhat limited if not totally eliminated. And I don't know, this forum is the only site where I could be myself and express myself, expose my soul and to be understood amongst the people who are considered different from the rest of the big big population. Anyhow, I was hoping that the small contributions I could offer to this network isn't a big nuisance to the majority of the members here. And I could only hope that I am not wasting their time, if by accident or by mistake they have clicked on my post.

sincerely, jenllani

[Rantsalot]

Rantsalot's best pick up line.

I'm sure we've heard the best and worst lines when going to a club, so you know what? I'm going to share the secret of my success to all of you here on getting that person of your dreams. This line has given many people success after I've shared it with them.

Doesn't matter who you are. Go up to that hunk or statuesque t woman and point to your left leg and say "This leg is Christmas" and then point to your right leg and say "This leg is New Years" and then ask "So why don't we get together and meet between the holidays?"




















LOL

[sensual_lover20]

How did my name get in here?

[Lani]

Getting Old

Maxine is at it again.....

[Lani]

ALWAYS USE LEFT
EAR FOR MOBILE
PHONES

As received Save your brain

[ATTACH]327[/ATTACH]

Please use left ear while using cell
(mobile), because if you use the right
one it will affect brain directly. This
is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

1 Egg, & 2 Mobiles
65 minutes of connection between mobiles.
We assembled something as per image:


Initiated the call between the two mobiles and allowed
65 minutes approximately...
During the first 15 minutes nothing happened;
25 minutes later the egg started getting hot;
45 minutes later the egg is hot;
65 minutes later the egg is cooked.


Conclusion: The immediate radiation of the mobiles has the potential to modify the proteins of the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins of your brains when you do long calls.


Please try to reduce long time calls on mobile phones and share this information to your family, friends and people you care for.

(On a personal note, a friend adviced me, that if I can't avoid to use a mobile phone for long period of time, it's better to use an earphone, instead of the bluetooth)

[Lani]

New Seat Belt Specifications

The International Highway Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much
as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

Correct installation is illustrated below.










Pass on to friends and family.


THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!

[sensual_lover20]

Good one Jen, it make me smile.

[Lani]

Only In This Cases Like.......

Only in cases like this and unforeseen events, where I would recommend you to wear MORE than a thong!