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" To the world you maybe just one person, but to one person you maybe the world ."
"Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you."
"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."
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Some people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing'.
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open'.Comment
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Wow!
To those who are looking for that spectacular place to spend their summer vacation, you might want to consider this one. (And! my schedule is open until the end of August, in case you needed company
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If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stock up on the energy drinks before diving in on this one.
It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water.
The Guinness Book of Records named this vast pool beside the sea in Chile as the biggest in the world.
But if you fancy splashing out on one of your own - and you have a space to accomodate it - then beware: This one took five years to build, cost nearly ?billion and the annual maintenance bill will be ?million.
The man-made salt water lagoon has been attracting huge crowds to the San Alfonso del mar resort at Algarrobo, on Chile's southern coast, since it opened months ago.
It's turquoise waters are so crystal clear that you can see the bottom even in the deep end.
It dwarfs the world's second biggest pool, the Orthlieb - nicknamed the Big Splash - in Morroco, which is a mere 150 yards long and 100 yards wide. An Olympic size pool measures some 50 yards by 25 yards.
Chile's monster pool uses a computer- controlled suction and filtration system to keep fresh seawater in permanent circulation, drawing it in from the ocean on one end and pumping it out the other.
The sun warms the water 26c, nine degrees warmer than the adjoining sea.
Chilean biochemist Fernando Fischmann, whose Crystal Clear Lagoons Corporation designed the pool, said advanced engineering meant his company could build "impressive artificial paradise" even in inhospitable areas.
" As long as we have access to unlimited seawater, we can make it work, and it causes no damage to the ocean."
" To the world you maybe just one person, but to one person you maybe the world ."
"Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you."
"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."
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I'm sure they speak english. Or else take Alyssa with you. I think she speaks spanish.
But,
Make sure you take a good airline.
Remember that soccer team whos plane crashed in the mountains in Chile.
They had to resort to cannabilism to survive until they got rescued.
They made a movie based on that called alive.All we are is dust in the windComment
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Hmm, yes Alyssa might speak spanish, never thought of that.
Had spoken with Simone since she is from Argentina not far from Santiago, Chile.
Skiing is only a couple hours from Santiago.
May have to worry about being stranded if I go Heli skiing.....
Wanted to do some skiing and maybe shoot some tgirls in Santiago.
Mostly I need the spanish to talk to the girls.
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Originally posted by jenllani View PostTo those who are looking for that spectacular place to spend their summer vacation, you might want to consider this one. (And! my schedule is open until the end of August, in case you needed company)
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If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stock up on the energy drinks before diving in on this one.
It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water.
The Guinness Book of Records named this vast pool beside the sea in Chile as the biggest in the world.
But if you fancy splashing out on one of your own - and you have a space to accomodate it - then beware: This one took five years to build, cost nearly ?billion and the annual maintenance bill will be ?million.
The man-made salt water lagoon has been attracting huge crowds to the San Alfonso del mar resort at Algarrobo, on Chile's southern coast, since it opened months ago.
It's turquoise waters are so crystal clear that you can see the bottom even in the deep end.
It dwarfs the world's second biggest pool, the Orthlieb - nicknamed the Big Splash - in Morroco, which is a mere 150 yards long and 100 yards wide. An Olympic size pool measures some 50 yards by 25 yards.
Chile's monster pool uses a computer- controlled suction and filtration system to keep fresh seawater in permanent circulation, drawing it in from the ocean on one end and pumping it out the other.
The sun warms the water 26c, nine degrees warmer than the adjoining sea.
Chilean biochemist Fernando Fischmann, whose Crystal Clear Lagoons Corporation designed the pool, said advanced engineering meant his company could build "impressive artificial paradise" even in inhospitable areas.
" As long as we have access to unlimited seawater, we can make it work, and it causes no damage to the ocean."
Oh yeah! I forgot to add this exotic item too...darn! and an important one at that. But this goes with this thread by the way...And! goes with this package vacation. So hurry! limited time offer.
" To the world you maybe just one person, but to one person you maybe the world ."
"Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you."
"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."
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Don't forget to let me know if you need an assistant
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more beauties
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But my favorite is...All we are is dust in the windComment
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" To the world you maybe just one person, but to one person you maybe the world ."
"Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you."
"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."
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Hey Jenllani. What's up !
I like your quote
"Great love invol ves great risk".
It's very true !All we are is dust in the windComment
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HEY! SnoodlesOriginally posted by snoodle View Post
I like your quote too!
"All we are is dust in the wind"
Makes me wanna sing.
" To the world you maybe just one person, but to one person you maybe the world ."
"Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you."
"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."
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There is a problem with the picture you posted. I can't see it ?Originally posted by jenllani View PostMy favorite are... this three.
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Okay, I see it now, but those aren't T-Girls ?All we are is dust in the windComment
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