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ROFL! Probably need one of those nut bras when I turn 65."The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :DComment
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roflmfao,now thats just priceless lolOriginally posted by Paula_K View Post
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Ear sex!
A bloke was complaining to his mate a few days after scoring a new woman.
"Mate," he said, "This new lady of mine is really weird. All she wants me to do is screw her in the ear."
"That is weird," his mate replied.
"Yeah," the bloke continued. "Every time I go to stick my dick in her mouth, she turns her head.""The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :DComment
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the thread lives!!
ok, some might think this is stupid. But it damn cute!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2QComment
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not exactly a trans joke but...
A wife says to her husband: Honey my tits are too small - can you buy me some implants. The husband says: Ok... well ... how much does it cost?
The wife says: I went to see the doctor and he says that it will be between 5 and 8 thousand. The husband says: whaaaat? are you craaaazy? No no no - I'll tell you what you do... go into the bathroom, get a wad of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your tits. The wife says: What do you mean? How is that going to work? The husband replies: Well, you've been doing that with your ass and look how big that's gotten!
www.ts-sunshine.ca You may find many copies of my style around but I am proud to be an original. If you want a beautiful shemale, I'm your girl.Comment
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Ouch!!!!
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the
drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming in there?
You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush, something comes up and squeezes my testicles.
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says,
"You Idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!""The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :DComment
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hahah, Hmm, I wonder if that has ever happened to a guy, somewhere, someplace.Originally posted by maddplotter View Post
Nice one,
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far.. oops wrong story.Originally posted by Paula_K View Post
I once found a webpage of things emergency room doctors had pulled out of peoples asses. Doctors write them up for medical journals on the grounds that if one person will try it, sooner or later someone else will as well, thet evn have an acronym for this (which I don't remember.)
The only one I remember was a WWII veteran coming in to the ER with a 40mm anti-aircraft artillery shell lodged in his ass. The guy clained he used it to push his hemorhoids in and it got stuck. The doctor was about to remove it when the he asked if it was a dud, to which the answer was "naw, this will blow a Messerschmidt out of the sky." They had to call the bomb squad in to help.Comment
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Dirty limericks anyone? Post them if you got them.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass,
And now his front teeth are missing."The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :DComment
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