and now its time for humour

[ams9127]

More fun with Disney Princesses... This is called "The Not So Little Mermaid"

"I love my new legs! Now I just want to wrap them around your head..."





"That was so thoughtful to also wish for a thingy like you have. Right now it's hard and feels kinda funny (giggle) maybe you can show me what to do with it?"




My favorite. Big Sis. She's saying: "I don't know what you see in that little tramp anyway. She's too young for you. I lost my tail a long time ago baby. This one's just a fake... And you should see what I've got between MY legs (giggle)..."

[ams9127]

Another one from the "archives." Sorry I couldn't find it before Christmas. Too busy with work I guess...

Somewhere in the late 1980's near Detroit MI, at his school, a certain 5 year old is getting ready to meet Santa...

"Fuck yeah, an awesome Santa!!! I want an '87 Buick Grand National, a .357 Magnum, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and Christie Brinkley... Miss Williams? What do YOU want for Christmas, baby?"

"Andy! Get your hand off my knee right now!!!"

[ams9127]

Good riddance to 2021...

[drdrdr]

I looked in my wife's eyes with cum dripping of her chin and said
"did you like that"
and she replied
"Fuck no what the funk did you put in that sandwich"

[ams9127]

Shit. The stuff I find on the Internet... But this is always "marriage material"...

[ams9127]

"Want to get laid?" That's what my email this morning asked me, saying that if I only followed their advice, I could have sex with any woman I wanted... Don't know exactly what they had in mind but as a "public service" I will post my own three can't miss ways to have sex with anyone right now!

[ams9127]

We met online. Our first date she said she noticed that my profile said my job involved computers and technology.

Then she asked me which I liked better, hardware or software...

I said: "Hardware."

[naomi]

lol😁😁😁😁

[ams9127]

"It's not in..."

[ams9127]

The "clickbait" caption read "8 Texts Guys NEVER Want to Receive."

And #1 was: “Sorry but ur dick is 2 small"

[ams9127]

Last night I let her tie ME up...

[bettyyyy]

lol

[ams9127]

Sex. Everything is about sex. At least I thought this was funny... Newsweek had a story yesterday about Mark Zuckerberg’s new “Metaverse.” It sounded like a warning about the possible dangers of “AI.” The title of the article was: “Frightening Reality of Meta-Built Artificial Intelligence That Can Think The Way We Do.”
I’m not sure that’s actually so bad... My new "AI driven" sex doll at least seems to "think the way I do.”

She’s saying: “I love it when you tie me to the bed, cover me in oil, and slowly stroke and suck my cock for hours. Then fuck me again and again... until I cum over and over... God... I just wanna have sex with you several times a day like forever (giggle)...”



But in my opinion, his “Metaverse” needs improvement. What was he thinking?



Shit. If I had $200 billion in the bank I could do way better for an Avatar of myself. This one is called “Hero of Sparta.”

[ams9127]

According to CNN, Elon Musk said Wednesday that he believes the company's goal of a humanoid robot is the most important thing it's working on.
She's saying: "I'm a lot better than that stupid Tesla you were looking at, aren't I (giggle)?"

[ams9127]

Speaking of “sex robots” I’ve been considering a career change... Maybe I could get “retrofitted”? Sort of like “RoboCop”?

She’s saying: “Eighteen inches? (giggle) And you can cum over 1000 times without reloading? All in one night?”

Ask me if I love my work?