and now its time for humour

[toban]

Dogs with impeccable table manners!

The original URL seems to skip the beginning so found this one from the film festival site where it was originally shown. It was a prize winner of course!

[LOLA_]

Oh my god its so true . They are so greedy

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v...q=medium#t=125

[wantitss63]

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v...q=medium#t=125

HAHAHAHAHA! That's AWESOME! No way my dogs would have cooperated - nice job from the owners/trainers. Too funny.....

[Kisa]

btw does anybody know the name of song in video.

[Shyla Wild]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned.


The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.


So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.


However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.


The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.


After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face!


One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.


He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"


My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

[Kisa]

lol it's me.

[tsKITANA]

makes me giggle and smile on a debbie downer days . lulz!

[Shyla Wild]

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When I saw that, this came to mind....

[Kisa]

[apache]

[Shyla Wild]

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?

So this shit doesn't happen....

[wantitss63]

So this shit doesn't happen....

LOL! Brilliant. There's something about animals fucking-up that always makes me laugh - they always seem to get that 'I meant to do that. Honest' attitude right after...... Perhaps it helps me feel better about myself.....so sad.

[kokinme]

Sex on Mars

The year is 2222, and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough
frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another...

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only

a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen..

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his
member grows until it's quite impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,

his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ...She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'

[Shyla Wild]

[Raging Bob]

You're a funny guy 'plotter, that's why I'm going to kill you last!!!!