and now its time for humour

[Tonia Lee]

Tell the motherfuckers about this here DARK SIDE...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E

Kat W.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93jQI_6G5Cw

[mand]

how do Aussie men find sheep in long grass DELITEFULL

[Tonia Lee]

Paula_K

Paula_K
You are very hot.

That is all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67jLrhXnfXQ

[Einstein]

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-zFQ...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggOdT...eature=related


R.I.P Mitch Hedberg

[maddplotter]

Q: What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

A: It may take me a while to get hard?I just got laid last night.?


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Q: What?s gray and comes in quarts?

A: An elephant.

[fifthace]

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn!! This is such a great country.

[Tonia Lee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0K7v...eature=related

[Tonia Lee]

try doing your nails while this plays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQcgVTaoAuY&NR=1

[maddplotter]

Finally found a good joke

Q. What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby?
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A. Go ask your mother.

[Einstein]

1. Whats with you canadians adding an extra u to humor?
(I know it's a french thing but.......STOP IT)




R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggOdT...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-zFQ9fOTSU

[Wiseone26]

Paula_K
You are very hot.

That is all.

I stumble upon the craziest things said on the forum trying to catchup with the last few months I was away.....

[maddplotter]

1. Whats with you canadians adding an extra u to humor?
(I know it's a french thing but.......STOP IT)

Actually, I think is comes from the British spelling. We still have Queen Elizabeth on our twenty dollar bills. Cheerio!

[Einstein]

Cheerio!

And frosted flakes to you too my good man.....







back to the "humour". . . .

[WillEee]

Those crazy Canucks eh?

Actually, I think is comes from the British spelling. We still have Queen Elizabeth on our twenty dollar bills. Cheerio!

Yes, maddplotter, your use of colour sure was a humourous way to make a point about our unusual manner of spelling. Some of us were schooled in using the older English rather than the newer Americanized version of words such as favour vs favor.

We have a few other quirky spellings up here too that may occasionally be seen in use, such as slough rather than slew, bough rather than bow, to name a few.

[Einstein]

Yes, maddplotter, your use of colour sure was a humourous way to make a point about our unusual manner of spelling. Some of us were schooled in using the older English rather than the newer Americanized version of words such as favour vs favor.

We have a few other quirky spellings up here too that may occasionally be seen in use, such as slough rather than slew, bough rather than bow, to name a few.