and now its time for humour

[ams9127]

“Dr. Andy” gets lots of junk mail. Mostly from technology vendors or publishers. Today’s email however brought an offer to “improve my sex life.” How did they know? It turned out to be a “clickbait” ad for some kind of “generic Viagra” anyway.

But it got me thinking about what actually would “improve my sex life.”

This is Aubrey Kate and Chanel Santini

They’re saying: “Hi Andy! Wanna join us (giggle)...”

[janny-ammerson]

It's funny because it's true

I agree with you!

[ams9127]

The ad said: “Things Flight Attendants Notice About Passengers in 3 Seconds”

I noticed a few things about her too...

She's really cute.

The way she's looking at me as I get on the plane. Shit. Didn't realize it was that obvious... Better try to hide it with my carry on bag.

Her very short uniform and the way she's sitting with her legs up.

The position of her right hand. Quite suggestive. Maybe she's been playing with her cock?

You know that before this flight lands we are gonna be joining the "mile high" club...

I hate flying. She must have sensed this because about an hour into the flight she joined me in the restroom. I took her from behind while reaching around and jacking her off. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded. She said: “Andy, I’m glad you were able to last longer than 3 seconds (giggle)...”

[ams9127]

My attempt to get back together with my "ex" last night didn't go so well...

[ams9127]

I read with interest the “Time vs Orgasm” thread and whether or not you should pay for the entire session if you orgasm right away. Speaking for myself, I’d like to take my time and enjoy the experience...

But I’m an old fashioned type of guy. I guess.

She’s saying: “Andy, I can make you cum in less than a second but I guarantee you’ll think it’s worth it baby (giggle)... Now quit struggling!”

[ams9127]

"Dr. Andy" always believed he would be successful in the porn industry... After all he is very popular with his students, most of whom are female and about 19-24 years old...

But I know the industry has certain standards...

She's saying: "Really Dr. Andy (giggle)?"



His wife is saying: "Don't believe everything he tells you honey..."

[ams9127]

Not much for today. Sorry. "Dr. Andy" is a confirmed sex addict... This reminds me of something my “ex-wife” said during one of our arguments:

“You’ll fuck anything that has blonde hair and legs!”

[ams9127]

"Surprised"?

This pic originally came from a transgender dating advice site. It got a lot of “likes” and comments when I posted it on another forum several years ago. I “get” the humor but had a few questions:

1. He’s got a bottle of champagne and two glasses. Is he her date? Obviously they’ve never been “intimate.” First date? Guess there’s’ a first time for everything... Maybe tonight? Hope it works out... But why does he look so “shocked”?
2. If he’s NOT, then what kind of guy walks in on a girl when she’s in the restroom? Fuckin perv...
3. She's totally hot. If it doesn’t work out, “Dr. Andy” would be glad to take his place.

[ams9127]

“Dr. Andy” also gets email for “erectile dysfunction” treatments. I have NO IDEA WHY but it may have something to do with approaching “40.” Anyway, I never click on them...

Todays’ ad was different. Injections can be more effective than other medicines for treating “ED.” You simply jab it into your cock and it creates an erection lasting for hours...

She’s saying: “But, Andy, THIS shot will keep you hard all week baby (giggle)...”

[LOLA_]

Haha

“Dr. Andy” also gets email for “erectile dysfunction” treatments. I have NO IDEA WHY but it may have something to do with approaching “40.” Anyway, I never click on them...

Todays’ ad was different. Injections can be more effective than other medicines for treating “ED.” You simply jab it into your cock and it creates an erection lasting for hours...

She’s saying: “But, Andy, THIS shot will keep you hard all week baby (giggle)...”

[ams9127]

Haha

LOL

[ams9127]

Too much time on my hands these days. So you get this post. Sorry... I know that there are a few people from the “Transladyboy Forum” who remember “Dr. Andy” and follow my posts on here. A few years ago I wrote an article about “Men Who Married Their Sex Dolls.” I went so far as to actually configure and price one of my own (5’10” tall, blond, blue-eyed, complete with AI, 7” cock, and larger breasts).
What I won’t do in the name of research...

Anyway, here is an “update” on the man who married Hatsune Miku a fictional computer-synthesized pop singer in a formal ceremony back in 2018. The man (who coincidentally is approximately the same age as me) said he’s now unable to communicate with his wife but is still in love with her. Sound familiar? Welcome to the club my friend!




Speaking to the Japanese newspaper Mainichi, the 38-year-old also accepted that there have been challenges as well. “Mr. Kondo” revealed that the hardest moment of their relationship came during the COVID-19 pandemic when Gatebox announced that it was discontinuing service for Miku.

Kondo said that after four years of marriage, his relationship with Miku has hit rock bottom. But he also added that it hasn't lessened his feelings for Miku. He told Mainichi that his love for Miku hasn't changed and he plans to be faithful to the fictional character until he dies.

Moderators: Her age is indeterminate but I’m sure that she’s at least “18.” She’s saying: “Andy, you naughty boy! Are you still beating off to those selfies I posted on Instagram (giggle)?”

[ams9127]

Have a birthday coming up. Realized I'm not getting any younger. Dating apps like Tinder are competitive, deceptive, and often toxic. Even "Dr. Andy" knows he needs an advantage these days.



By mistake, I sent it to two of my colleagues. Guess it worked. We had a great time after the faculty picnic Friday...




My students however, are a bit more skeptical. She's saying: "Dr. Andy? Do you mind if I measure it myself (giggle)... Because last time, you also told me you were only 24."

[drigger]

You get it?

[FalconHeavy]

You get it?

Yes…. Very funny. Thanks for sharing!
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