and now its time for humour

[drigger]

You get it?

[FalconHeavy]

You get it?

Yes…. Very funny. Thanks for sharing!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[drigger]

I always get a kick out of people who find themselves funny.

thanks Heavy

[FalconHeavy]

I always get a kick out of people who find themselves funny.

thanks Heavy

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HUMOUR
hu·mor
/ˈ(h)yo͞omər/

noun: humour

1. the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
   "his tales are full of humor"
   Similar:
   comical aspect, comic side, funny side, comedy, funniness, hilarity, jocularity, absurdity, absurdness, ludicrousness, drollness, facetiousness, satire, irony
2. a mood or state of mind

1. Opposite: Seriousness

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I guess I am a text-book case….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ams9127]

Monday was the start of a new school year. “Hi Dr. Andy!!!” Ask me if I love my work?



About time I posted a pic of my wife. It’s OK, she’s a nurse...



She’s saying: “But Andy, you said yourself how sexy Taylor Swift was wearing heels when we went to see her (giggle)...”



Shit. Forgot I still had pictures of my “ex” on my computer.

[Bucky1969]

[ams9127]

Born in the 80’s which makes him an “older millennial,” today Dr. Andy learns Spanish!

One thing is for certain, I have both a dirty mind and way too much time on my hands.

"Millennial"? I don't think so. She looks more like one of my students, which would make her part of “Gen Z.”

She’s saying: “Andy, I want to suck your cock right now...”

[ams9127]

I was just reading the thread about “How to join the Trans Porn industry.” One of the posters suggested it was not a good idea for someone who just turned “18” to go this route due to their relative inexperience.

“Dr. Andy” can confirm this. At “18” he tried to work his way through college starring in porn videos but he wasn’t successful. Although for another reason entirely due to his young age...
She’s saying: “Goddammitt Andy! You’re supposed to wait until the director says ‘Action’...”

[ams9127]

...but is it ART?

Today CNN featured a story about a “Drawing Competition” which was won by a completely computer generated drawing. Needless to say, all the competitors with losing entries are pissed off...


According to CNN, the way the winning program works, the “artist” enters a phrase like "oil painting of an angry strawberry" (CNN’s example, not mine) and receives back several images from the AI system within seconds. For the winning entry, this process took more than 80 hours.

His goal was to get the program to generate images of women in frilly dresses and space helmets.

Okayyyy...

“Dr. Andy” is not one to judge as he has on many occasions spent more than 80 hours at his computer looking for pictures of women. Although never in “space helmets.”

Using my own search terms, here’s what I found this morning. Looks like I’ve got my date for tonight!

[ams9127]

The search tonight was for "3d futa art" and this pic came up... It was just too good not to post. I'm not familiar with Raven72 and could not confirm. But she's totally hot. More research is required.

She's saying: "Dr. Andy, it's the middle of September, don't you think you'd better start working on your tan?"

[ams9127]

"Fake Cum?"

She's saying: "So Andy, you're saying it's fake? Really? Are you sure (giggle)? I mean the guy in the video can cum lots more than you do..."

[ams9127]

My "ex" texted this to me. Should I be worried?


(Really. Don't ask me how I find this stuff... )

[ams9127]

"SpaceX"

From September 2021. CNN today had a story about the most recent launch of SpaceX which is due to return to Earth this evening after a three day mission. This mission was notable because it involved four people with no previous experience as astronauts. You basically must only be able to afford a “ticket.” It also orbited at over 300 miles (482km) above Earth’s surface, higher than anything has flown in several decades.

But it was the following quote that gave me ideas:

"There are zip ties and medication on board in case somebody needs to be sedated."

Zip ties? Three days in zero gravity? Four people who aren’t astronauts?

“Dr. Andy” is busy right now putting his “crew” together for the next mission.

[charlesmonata]

lame one,

Q. What do you call 2 lesbians and a guy?
A. Birth Control

lame but good. 😁

[ams9127]

"Golf With Your Friends"

She's saying: "The secret is to grip it hard with both hands (giggle)..."

Me: "I AM!"