and now its time for humour

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More funny posters

Here are some more gems:

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Nevada Tour Bus

The tour bus traveling through northern Nevada passed briefly at the Mustang Ranch, near Sparks.

The guide noted: "We are now passing the largest house of prostitution in America."

A male passenger shouted "WHY?!?"

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[Lani]

To be 6 again

To Be 6 Again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked her what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky charms, and then took her to six flags theme park.
What a day! he put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and stomach felt upside down. He then took her to Mcdonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you ****ing retard!!!!'





The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

[maddplotter]

Ever wonder

Not sure I want to think about this one.

[maddplotter]

Yep, it sure is!!!

[fifthace]

Women Are Evil

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly and seductively to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth
And allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

[mranonymousjoe10]

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That is so fucked up. lol Gross.

[maddplotter]

IKEA Joke

I hear IKEA is going to open an Econo IKEA. It is a store you go into and get a box that gives you a road map to a tree and an axe.

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What Gets Longer When Pulled, fits Between your Boobs, Inserts Neatly in a Hole, AND works best when it is jerked?

















A Seatbelt.

[Raging Bob]

I knew that was how that worked!!

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