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What did you think?
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid
it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on.
It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and
began gushing out of the tip.
*Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.*
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Q: Why are single guys slimmer than married guys?
A: At night, a single guy will go to the fridge, won't like anything he sees and will go to bed; a married guy will go to bed, won't see anything he likes and go to the fridgeSINcerely, Lora-Lana
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Oops!
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she
was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her
honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love,
stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, and accidentally let out a
loud fart.
She looked up and said: "So sorry! Excuse please. Front hole so
happy back hole laugh out loud."
~ Sex is like software, it's better when it's free ~
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